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$9.99 DVD Special Features include:
-Killer Commentaries!
-Bloody Bloopers!
-Behind the Kill Vignettes!
-Falo6 Music videos and much more! Colonel Kill Motherfuckers

"Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree.Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind: To kill those motherfucking kids!

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Trailer Teaser Scene Behind the Kill: Erik's Face

$10.00 DVD Special Features include:
-1 year later Commentary by Kevin Strange!
-Fan Commentary by DEADPIT Radio!
-Introduction by Lloyd Kaufman!
-and much more! Dream Reaper: The Jerkoff Edition

The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!

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DreamReaper Trailer 8Minute Teaser Scene Lloyd KaufmanEndorsement

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DVD Special Features include:

-3 Audio Commentaries
-Behind the Scenes featurette
-Bloopers
-and more!

Dead Shit

Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural fuckstorm!

In The Talisman of tikinaya our two lovable thugs somehow find themselves in the middle of some kind of zombie apocalypse, but all is not as it seems. there's some heinous magic afoot, and before long, Nixon and Hogan are asshole deep in a plot so thick with twist and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall the fuck right out of your bitch-face!

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Colonel Kill Torso Cover
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Hack Crew Torso Cover
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Dream Reaper Torso Cover
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Love that Lovable Sleep Demon, The Dream Reaper? Well now you can rep his freaky ass in style with this brand newDream Reaper Torso Cover!

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