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Cowman

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About Me

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hello to all that will most likely never read this. I dont even know why i am writing all this down but i figured my page was a little boring and in case someone might like to read then this will give them something to do. Then when you get done reading this page of pointless crap you might feel a little loss of intelegence, but its okay you would have lost a little at some point today so why not on my myspace profile. I figure that i am important enough to do that to your life, and its not my fault you are acctually reading this, so dont you go pointing at me for the sudden drop in your IQ. It was you who made the decision to read this totally worthless use of technology. You know what the really sad part is? I continue to type all this out, i dont know why i cant stop. Maybe its the fact that i really dont have anything better to do at the moment and i am quite bored. I really dont even know why i have this account, its not like many people talk to me. its like pulling teeth from a dead squirrel to get some comments on my page. I dont even know why i bother. Oh yeah i know why i do, cause i have way too much time on my hands. At this moment you might be thinking to yourself, "how would he know that pulling teeth from a dead squirrel is damn near impossible?" well in case you are blind and you cant see my pic, then you are just plain retarded. so if you fall into that retard category then this long freakin page of complete and utterless rambling might acctually make you a tad bit smarter. but then again if you were blind then you really wouldnt be reading this at all. Cause i really dont think that there is a brail internet, that would be freakin pointless, more pointless than this. now if you are still wondering about the teeth pulling thing, i did shoot a squirrel, i then brought it inside and put it on the operating table. then i cut the sucker open and skinned him. I have the skin to prove it too! I wanted to make a necklace out of his teeth, but i could not get his mout open for the life of me. But i can tell you this much, he did taste quite good. So dont knock it til you try it. well then i think that this is enough for now, and if you want to know more about me, this crap or the squirrel just let me know and i will get to you ASAP like mother F*ckin T.I.And I'm out beeotchDa Ali G - Borat
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Movies:

Rad, The Dirt Bike Kid, The Peanut Butter Solution, and any other crap movie from the 80s that no one has ever heard about. by the way check out the peanut butter solution just for kicks, it is freakin wierd as hell but it is worth the rental fee i promise that to you.

Television:

Growing Pains, Life Goes On, Doogie Howser, All in The Family, Golden Girls, ALF, and we must never forget Reading Rainbow

Heroes:

MC Electric Chair is the freakin King, along with Professa Pain. i also like the retarded kid from the show "Life Goes On". gary coleman, therma jones from the under ground womens air hocky association, and anyone who is reading all of this crap