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Gil Gunderson

Shut up, Gil. Close the deal ... close the deal!

About Me



-I refer to myself in 3rd person.-Ol' Gil has held 9 jobs.-Haunting Gil is my chronic ability to close the deal.-Gil communicate on the road with a rotary cell phone that is bigger than my head.-Some of Gil's former bosses are: Lionel Hutz and Señor Ding-Dong.-Gil's biggest mistakes are: Losing the company payroll in Vegas; believing my wife when she said things were over with Fred; embezzling money from my employers.-Gil always keeps a bottle of BROMO SELTZER on his desk.-Gil once lived in a storage garage next to Sideshow Bob.-Attended Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy.-Gil's wife is cheating on him.


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My Interests

.. Working at Red Blazer Realty, Working as a salesman at Goody New Shoes, Awaiting an audit at the I.R.S. building, Working at a used car lot, Installing computers at Springfield Elementary, At the Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy, Gambling his company payroll in Las Vegas, Selling cars at the O.K. Car-Ral, Salesman for Señor Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta, Telemarketing for the Springfield Shopper sales department, In charge of "cleanup" at the Kwik-E-Mart, Tries to sell Amway during an AA meeting, Lives in the storage locker next to Sideshow Bob, A Gil-bot tries to sell Marge the ultra-house, He and his crops are devoured by Homer clones, Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp, Sells his eyes for money, Mona's lawyer, Prepares to hang himself with Christmas lights, He is a driving instuctor, and ends up in a car crash with Squeaky-Voiced Teen.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Your doe ray me's and you ha cha cha's?

Movies:

Old Gil doesn't get to watch films

Television:

Old Gil can't afford a TV

Books:

Coleco user manual

Heroes:

That's all I need, another pirahna in the tank