I'm Springfield's richest man, built my atomic energy fortune from the ground up after inheriting my father's atom-splitting factory. As owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, i have been able to control local elections, manage a championship-winning baseball team, hold a chair on the board of Springfield University, built a contraption large enough to block out the sun and plunge the town into complete darkness. After a near-fatal shooting by Maggie Simpson and a brief bankruptcy almost ended my empire but i returned to the seat of power where i reside to this day. More misunderstood than evil. (Mr. Burns may possess unparalleled power in Springfield, but he can barely lift a baseball bat) My hobbies include money fights with my assistant, Waylon Smithers, cultivating a wardrobe made entirely of innocent animals' pelts.......................
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