Rainier Wolfcastle

Hello my name is Rainier Wolfcastle, or my fans know me as McBain and Radioactive Man. I am a 5 time Mr. Galaxy bodybuilder and a movie action star. I began my acting career as a child in Austria, appearing on exciting, but rather long television commercials advertising bratwurst. At roughly the same time I began experimenting with bodybuilding, and my physique earned me a starring role in several gay pornography films (some of which were on shelves and were seen by Homer during one of my debt-induced jumble sales.) I was also at one point the primary actor on advertisements for "PowerSauce Bars", which I inform people they boost muscle growth (but which were in fact a mash of apple cores and Chinese newspapers). In my movies I play the hero in some kind of sceme to single-handedly save the world from power-hungry villans. This always involves intense action and many bullets being fired (none of which strike me, of course). ..