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Mr. Burns

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season.

About Me

My family has deep roots in the United States with my great-great grandfather Franklin Jefferson Burns participating in the Boston Tea Party. Unfortunately Myspace does not show my true age because it was not created for gents as old as me. I was born on September 15, 1889. I am a member of many different organizations and a veteran of World War II where I was a member of the Flying Hellfish. Since the war I have had many different jobs up to owning the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. I was personally hired by President Harry S Truman to transport a specially-printed trillion-dollar bill to France to aid in the reconstruction of Europe. I have also owned and co-owned a number of businesses including the Monty Burns Casino, "Li'l Lisa" recycling and ocean slurry manufacturing plant, Burns Slant Drilling Co., Burns Media, the electric company, the water works, and a hotel on Baltic Avenue.. I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!
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My Interests

I am a member of Ancient Mystic Order of No-Homers, Skull and Bones, Excluder's Club, the Springfield Golf and Country Club, and the National Rifle Association. I am also the head of the Springfield Republican Party and the Burns Religion.

I'd like to meet:

Barry Diller, J.P.Morgan, Howard Hughes, William Randolph Hearst, Andrew Carnegie, George Burns, Charles Foster Kane, and John D. Rockefeller.

Books:


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Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

The Boston phoenix

"Scourge of the weak, master of the atom," he once declared himself. Has television ever known a character so epicly fiendish as Monty Burns, The Simpsons' 104-year-old nuclear power plant owner with...
Posted by Mr. Burns on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:44:00 PST

Follow up in Forbes

Net Worth: $16.8 billion Source: Energy Age: 104 Marital Status: Single, one bastard child Hometown: Springfield, U.S.A. Education: Yale University, B.S. Long-time owner and operator of the...
Posted by Mr. Burns on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:43:00 PST

400th Episode

And to think, Homer once worried that he wouldn't live to see his children die. But here he is, clocking in at 400.The Simpsons' 399th and 400th episodes air Sunday on Fox, starting at 8 p.m., and th...
Posted by Mr. Burns on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

Forbes Interview

..> ..> In more than 80 years of corporate life, C. Montgomery Burns has operated casinos, prisons and Chinese opium dens, but he's best known as chairman and chief executive of the Springfield Nu...
Posted by Mr. Burns on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:16:00 PST