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Jimbo

Hey man, wanna beat up some nerds?

About Me

I live in Springfield where I date hot babes and beat up nerds. All the radiation from the power plant made my nads huge!!

My Interests

Wake and bake, sleep and creep, dip and rip, that kind of stuff man...

I'd like to meet:

My Dad. Please come home Daddy!!

Music:

Frank Sinatra. Laugh and I'll kick your ass!

Books:

Does Playdude count as a book?

Heroes:

Nelson, but don't tell him! He'll beat me up on priciple

My Blog

Long Weekend

Dude, this weekend is gonna be rad. We are gonna go to this kid Bart's house to swim in his new pool. I'll probably just whiz in it after I get bored and then bail. Nelson still has a great connect...
Posted by Jimbo on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

Dank Holidaze

4/20, the best day of the year man! Nelson scored a z of the kill. We're gonna get crazy bombed as soon as he gets here. I can't wait!
Posted by Jimbo on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

Lameness

This place is so lame! I keep trying to score with hot chicks, but they always shoot me down. I'll land some tang sooner or later! Gotta go. I'm meeting Nelson and the guys to blaze a number behind ...
Posted by Jimbo on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:26:00 PST

Movies and Jebdiah Springfield's Head

So today me and the guys were at the Aztec movie theater to sneek in to see galactic space zombies 4. When we were sneaking in the side door, we met this kid named Bart. He seemed OK. Well it turns ...
Posted by Jimbo on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:12:00 PST

Uh, like here I am, dude!

Nelson told me to check this place out. Looks dumb though, man. I guess I can give it a try. Gotta go, my 1 o clock appointment to beat up and steal lunch money is soon.
Posted by Jimbo on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 09:56:00 PST