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Moe Szyslak

Welcome To Moe's Tavern

About Me

Hi, my name's Moe Szyslak. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, "hey you in the bushes" hehe,I own a bar in a town called Springfield, my regulars include Homer,Barney,Lenny,Carl,Sam,Larry,though many famous people have been here including U2,Red Hot Chili Peppers & Krusty the Clown, I am the inventor of the Flaming Homer! I mean Moe! Flaming Moe! yeah that right! I am also a unlicensed surgeon,I was once a Boxer known as "Kid Gorgeous" then "Kid Presentable" then "Kid Gruesome"I am always in the market to make some extra money so if you have a scheme? you let Moe in on it! ..


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My Interests

Bartending,Beer,Panda Smuggling! Say hello to this Panda I am stuck with recently, I dont know his real name so I call him Paddy the Panda! haha ..
adopt your own virtual pet! ,Whale Smuggling,Russian Roulette,Boxing,Football Gambling,Shooting,Bowling,Making it my mission to make sure Barney does not dry up.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet some women like Marge Simpson! that dummy Homer don't know how lucky he is! to have Midge!! I would also like to meet the prankster who calls my my bar! so I can pull out his eyes! stick them down his pants & he can watch me kick the crap! outta him!! anybody is welcome to call in have a Duff beer, meet the locals, have a Flaming Moe for only $6.95!! Have a pool game while you are waiting to be served!I MEAN IT THIS TIME BARNEY STAY AWAY FROM THIS POOL TABLE!!! More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators YEP ITS A POOL TABLE! HAHA More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators TRY THE SLOTS MACHINE! HAHA More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators

Music:

Bands that have played at my bar include Red Hot Chilli Peppers,Aerosmith, and The Be Sharps,U2

Movies:

I love all the Godfather movies,Rocky Movies,Die Hard movies,Goodfellas, Scarface! haha,

Television:

I was once in a soap opera called "It never ends" playing Dr Tad Winslow, until a unfortuate accident when the set collasped on my face!!I watch any crap really!!

Books:

You wouldnt want to know trust me! /a

Heroes:


MySpaceScripts Codes Barney Gumble,Maggie Simpson,Marge Simpson,Thats it! Okay & Homer Simpson tooThe Flaming Moe!!