Well helllllllloooo there! My name is Homer J. Simpson. The J. stands for Jay! :) And I'm about to spill duff beer on this keyboard.. D'oh! Heheheh. I'm just kidding.. well, I have a nice family including my loving wife Marge, the boy Bart, and my loving daughter Lisa... and what's the other one's name...? D'oh! Oh, it's Maggie. :) Lisa is very smart. She always helps me spell big words, which is really nice of her. :) And once she told me that there were 50 states in America, and I thought there were 33! Heheheh. THE BOY can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Whenever he makes me angry, I strangle him! Heheh. And once I dared him to ride his skateboard to Krusty Burger naked, and he actually did it! Heeehehehehehhehehe. But I love the boy. :) And my dear Maggie is very quiet. Maybe because she can't talk yet.. I don't know.. oh, because she's a baby! And babies don't talk! But I love her very much. She saved mines and The Boy's life. Russ Cargill was about to shoot me and Bart, and then my dear Maggie pushed a big boulder on his head and saved us! She's my angel! :) and my wife is very supportive of me. We have fun when the kids aren't home. ;) Hehehe. I love her very much. I have a neighbor named Ned Flanders. I don't like him. He is too happy and loves god too much... so I always try to make him angry so he'll leave me alone, but it's not working! I work at Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant as a Safety Inspector for Sector 7G. It's a fun job because I get to sleep, talk to my buds Carl and Lenny, and eat donuts.... Mmmmmmm.... donuts.......
Oh and I uh don't like my boss either... he's very mean to me. His name is Mr. Burns. He always pretends to forget my name, but I know deep down inside he knows my name!
I like watching T.V., drinking duff beer, eating, and going to my favorite bar---- MOE'S TAVERN where all my buddies are. Mmmmmmm... duff beer.... WOOOO HOOO! GO BEER! My favorite foods are pork chops, DONUTS, pork rinds, krusty burgers, and american cheese.
People think I'm slow and stupid, but I think not... my brain just doesn't listen to me sometimes... or am I supposed to tell my brain what to do.. or is it that my brain is supposed to tell me what to do??!??! UGHHHHH!!! I'm confused....
OH! And if you give me a donut, I will do a trick.
hehehehehehhe heeehe eheehehehhe :)
Here's the trick I will do.
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I am a pro at basketball. Hehehehe.
SPIDERPIG! :)
I love Marge AND pudding. Hehehe. :)
Hehehehhe. This is what I'm like when I have no T.V. or beer.
Hehehe. I am Bart's hero. And Marge loves me! :)
