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Hi there! I am Rainier Wolfcastle, movie star currently residing in Springfield, the home of my great friends the Simpsons.I began my acting career as a child in my native Austria - appearing in many Bratwurst advertisements. I had then started to experiment with bodybuilding, hence my amazing physique and bloodlust.I will take this oppurtunity to DENY i starred in any gay pornography films, despite what you may have seen during the episode where i had a debt inducing garage sale.
I was also the primary actor for the promotion of Apple Sauce power bars (the one that gave Homer the strength to climb Mount Springfield but sadly they turned out to be a mash of apple cores and Chinese newspapers.I am more famously known as the actor 'McBain' who is a renegade cop in search of justice. He doesn't mind who he kills to get his man too, women, children and men!
I have, in different episodes, been a presenter at the Academy Awards, a spokesperson for the Powersauce energy bar, a celebrity judge in radio station KBBL's contest "How Low Will You Go" (along with Krusty the Klown and Madeleine Albright), hosted a short-lived talk show, and appeared on Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton (in which he kills Lipton after getting into character as McBain). I was married to Maria Quimby in the past, and 0y daughter Greta dated Bart in the episode, The Bart Wants What It Wants. As mentioned before, my acting career began as a child in a commercial for Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen-brand bratwurst in Austria. I also was co-owner of a Planet Hollywood spoof, along with "Chuck Norris, Johnny Carson's third wife, and the Russian mafia".
Apart from the McBain series, I also played Radioactive Man in an ill-fated live-action movie version of that comic book series. I have also apparently ventured into comedic roles; in one episode i carry Homer in an oversized Snugli for babies, remarking, "I used it to carry Rob Schneider in the movie My Baby is an Ugly Man."