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Mr. Waylon J. Smithers Jr.

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About Me

Jamboni, friends! My appellation is Mr. Waylon Smithers Jr, and I work blissfully at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant as the second-highest-level executive and as Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns' personal aide. My life is primarily my work and being with my best friend, Mr. Burns, although I do possess a myriad of hobbies, including collecting Malibu Stacy dolls, writing plays, writing articles, acting, roller-blading, playing the guitar and banjo, songwriting, square-dancing, dancing in general, singing, learning and speaking other languages, and playing with my dog, Hercules. While I don't like to boast, I do want to say that there is very little that I am incapable of doing, so if you ever need help, just give me a ring. I love making new friends, so give me a holler and I'll be happy to chat with you. :)

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My Interests

Working at the power plant
Being with Mr. Burns
Playing with my dog, Hercules
Collecting Malibu Stacy dolls
Writing plays
Writing articles
Acting
Roller-blading
Playing the guitar and banjo
Square-dancing
Dancing in general
Singing
Songwriting
Learning and speaking other languages

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, visionaries, intellectuals, Stacy Lovell...
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Music:

A variety
Country
ABBA
Devo
Several others

Movies:

"A Burns For All Seasons"--Starring and about Mr. Burns. Need I say more?
"Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"--I can relate to this on a very deep and almost uncanny level.
"Citizen Kane"--There is just something about Kane himself that makes my heart flutter.

Books:

Long, thick, intellectual reads
Manuals concerning the power plant

Heroes:

My best friend, Charles Montgomery Burns
Stacy Lovell, the creator of Malibu Stacy

My Blog

Some thoughts on love

Here are some thoughts on love that I wrote down and decided to share:Love recognizes no bounds and no cessations, only hindrances, as it warps through the soul. The endurance of love outweighs its in...
Posted by Mr. Waylon J. Smithers Jr. on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST