Homer Simpson

Ummmmmmmmmmmm...... Well...... My name is Homer and I live in Springfield. I have a beautiful wife named Marge and three almost wonderful kids. Theres Bart, my oldest and only son. The one i enjoy doing with him is strageling him. Then my middle kid, Lisa. She always out smarts me! And thats why i always eat her breakfast while shes not looking, yum. Then my baby, Maggie. Shes the best out of them all. All she does is eat, sleep, and poop. Like me!What else........ Oh yes! I work as a Safety Inspector of Sector 7G at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. A fun job. Then theres the Moes where we always drink a few beers.... Well off to do that.....maybe a doughnut to.. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm