Hans Moleman

Hello, my name is Hans Moleman. I currently live at the Springfield Retirement Home. You will usually see me around town wearing a white button down shirt, green trousers, either a blue or orange tie, and a cane. I also wear a very powerful pair of prescription glasses because of my cataracts. People think I look much older than I really am because drinking has ruined my life. I'm actually only 31 years old. My life has been marred by a considerable number of unfortunate events in which I should not still be alive today.