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Waylon Smithers

Waylon Smithers & Burns

About Me

..Hi. My name is Waylon Smithers. I work at the nuclear powerplant in Springfield as assistant for Mr Burns. i love to collect Malibu Stacy dolls, watch my Mr Burns screen-saver and go to sleep and have dreams of Mr Burns naked.

My Interests

Mr Burns..

Music:

The B Sharps, Party Posse

Television:

The Simpsons

Books:


Name: Waylon Smithers
Birthdate: 1954
Birthplace: Springfield, USA
Current Location: Springfield, USA
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Grey
Height:
Weight:
Piercings: -
Tatoos: -
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
Overused Phraze: Mr Burns
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza
Candy: Lolly Pops
Number: 342
Color: Pink
Animal: Cat
Drink: Tequila
Alcohol Drink: Tequila
Bagel: -
Letter: B
Body Part on Opposite sex: Face
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BurgerKing
Strawberry or Watermelon: both
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 8.30pm
Most Missed Memory: Seeing Mr Burns Naked
Best phyiscal feature: My Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Wheres Mr Burns
Goal for this year: Not let anyone know my crush
Best Friends: Mr Burns, Malibu Stacy Doll
Weakness: -
Fears: -
Heritage: -
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Black
Favorite Hair Color: Whatever
Short or Long: Long
Height: -
Style: -
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: -
Muscular or Really Skinny: -
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: -
What country do you want to Visit: -
How do you want to Die: -
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Get along with your Parents: Dead
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Yes
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: No
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Sometimes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Want to get Married: -
Do you want Children: -
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Not Sure
Hate anyone: Yes
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Heroes:

Mr Burns

My Blog

My new poem

I made a new poem. it is called Mr Burns. Mr Burns, Mr Burns, He is so cool Mr Burns. Mr Burns, Mr Burns, His name is Mr Montgomery Burns....
Posted by Waylon Smithers on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST