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Troy McClure

Malum vincit si homines faciunt nihil.

About Me

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as "Smoke yourself thin" and "Get some confidence, Stupid!"

My Interests

Being a TV personality, movies, photography, graphic design, computers, debating things for no apparent reason, righting wrongs in the world...

I'd like to meet:

Hannibal Lecter:
"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI."

Music:

I'll listen to anything, except rap and most country.

The following is a sample of music I enjoy: Aaron Copland, ACDC, Aerosmith, Alabama, Alient Ant Farm, America, Arlo Guthrie, AudioSlave, Bach, Beatles, Beethoven, Bill Haley, Billy Joel, Blink 182, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, Bonnie Tyler, Booker T & the MG's, Brahms, Breaking Benjamin, Carl Orff, Carpenters, Cat Stevens, Chad Kroeger, Chemical Brothers, Chevelle, Chicago, Chordettes, Chuck Berry, Cindy Lauper, Citizen King, Clash, Coldplay, Credence Clearwater Revival, Crew Cuts, Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Danny Elfman, Dashboard Confessional, David Bowie, Del Shannon, Detsl, Duran Duran, Dynomite Hack, Eagles, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Eminem, English Beat, Enya, Eric Burden & The Animals, Eurythmics, Evanescence, Eve 6, Everclear, Everlast, Faith No More, Fastball, Fat Boy Slim, Fifth Dimension, Foo Fighters, Fountains Of Wayne, Four Seasons, Franz Ferdinand, Gary Glitter, Gerry Raferty, Glenn Miller, Gloria Gaynor, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, Grieg, Grover Washington Jr., Guns N' Roses, Handel, Hank Williams Sr., Harry Belefonte , Harry Chapin, Harvey Danger, Henry Mancini, Huey Lewis & the News, Incubus, InnerCircle, Jackie Wilson, Jerry Mungo, Jim Croce, Jimmy Eats World, Jimmy Soul, John Philip Sousa, John Williams, Kenny Loggins, Korn, Kraftwerk, Led Zeppelin, Liam Lynch, Linkin Park, Lipps Inc., Liszt, Little Richard, Little River Band, Lo Fidelity Allstars, Lovin' Spoonful, Mamas & the Papas, Mary Hopkins, Mason Williams, Matchbox Twenty, Moby, Modest Mouse, Monkees, Mozart, Neil Diamond, Nelly, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Nonpoint, Offspring, OPM, Orgy, Ozzy Osbourne, POD, Papa Roach, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Simon, Pearl Jam, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Pennywise, Peter Best, Peter Frampton, Petula Clark, Phil Collins, Placebo, Police, Postal Service, Prokofiev, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Ramsey Lewis, Ramstein, Randy Newman, Ravel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Rossini, Saliva, Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs, Santana, Savage Garden, Shaggy, Simon & Garfunkel, Simple Plan, Slipknot, Smash Mouth, Smashing Pumkins, Spencer Davis Group, Spike Jones, Spin Doctors, SR71, Staind, Steely Dan, Steppenwolf, Steve Winwood, Stevie Wonder, Sting, Strauss, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Suicide Machines, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tchaikovsky, They Might be Giants, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Three Dog Night, Three Doors Down, Todd Rundgren, Tom Rothrock, Transplants, Trapt, Trina, Turtles, Twisted Sister, U2, UB40, Used, Usher, Van Morrison, Velvet Revolver, Verve, Vines, Wagner, War, Weezer, Wheatus, White Stripes, Wilson Picket, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellow, Zager & Evans, Zutons. But I mostly just enjoy listening to instrumentals.

Movies:

1941, Armed and Dangerous (1986), Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), Back to the Future, Backdraft, Batteries Not Included (1987), Black Sheep, Blazing Saddles, Catch Me if You Can, Charade (1963), The China Syndrome (1979), Clear and Present Danger, Clue!, Collateral, D.A.R.Y.L. (1985), Die Hard 1, Die Hard 2, Die Hard with a Vengance, Donnie Darko, Dragnet (1987), E.T. (1982, without the shotguns changed to portable radios), Falling Down, The Fifth Element, Four Brother, Ghostbusters, The Goonies, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Innerspace (1987), It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world (1963), Grosse Pointe Blank, The Hunt for Red October, Imaginary Heroes, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and Last Crusade, The Ladykillers (2004), The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, My Blue Heaven, My Fellow Americans, North by Northwest (1959), Patriot Games, The Producers, Pulp Fiction, The Punisher, Red Doors, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Road to Perdition, Saving Priavte Ryan, Silver Streak (1971), Spaceballs, Tommy Boy, Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983), Who's Harry Crumb?, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Young Frankenstein...

Television:

You may remember me from... and FAMILY GUY is frickin' sweet!!!

Books:

What are these things? I've never heard of them before?

Heroes:

Me, Gene Wilder, Brian Cox, Peter Falk, Seth MacFarlane and Stewart Gilligan Griffin, Robert Wagner, Sam Waterston

My Blog

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Posted by Troy McClure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST