Well, as you probably guessed my name's Ned Flanders. I am a single dad raising two rambunctious little fellas. Gosh-diddly-osh, they grow up so fast. The Lord saw fit to call the love of my life, Maude, home to him some time ago. The boys have talked me into getting on myspace, after Reverend Lovejoy convinced me that there was still room for Christians on the internet, and that we needed to take it back! I decided to start safely, so I just searched for handy tools for left-handers, but, well, let's just say I found more than I bar-diddly-argained for!