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Alex

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a mate will be sitting next to you saying, "Really fucked up last night didn't we!"

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


In no particular order of preference;

Anyone with a sense of humour and an interesting story to tell

David Brill

Mick Doohan

Stephen King

Dennis Hopper

Michael Palin

David Attenborough

Rick Mayall

Quentin Tarantino

Dan Akroyd

Mark Chopper Reid

Jim Lovell

Graham Henry

Jeremy Burgess
Favourite Comedians
FIST Team

Monty Python

Billy Connelly

Ben Elton

Robin Williams

Tommy Cooper

All of the Late Show crew

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My Blog

26th September

Interesting events and births on the 26th of September, my birthday! Taken from Wikipedia, most of these items still have links if something gets your interest. Events 46 BC - Julius Caesar dedi...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:47:00 GMT

THE BEER SCOOTER, now we know.

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try,you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:53:00 GMT

Bathing the cat

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:53:00 GMT