i like to kick back and play video games, i like to hang out with my close friends. i collect toys, i read comic books, i love to read, i like watching movies, and i like mma. i know theres a lot more in there but thats itWWW.IFUCKINGHATEYOU.COM
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Afi, CKY, Reggie and the Full Effect, stretch armstrong, bleeding through, beatiful mistake, say from charms, noise ratchet, counterfit, the ataris, laregr than life, HIM, terror, millencolin, onelinedrawing, grattitude, the AQUABATS, underoath, motion city soundtrack, the soundtrack to life aquatic (its my getaway music), system of a down, rufio, Alkaline trio, to be continued, oh and coheed and cambria if you havent noticed, there the shit
Lord of the Rings, Nightmare Before Christmas (i love stop clay animation), American History X, Edward Scissorhands, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Snatch, Reservoir Dogs, sleepaway camp, anything thats cheesy, evil dead 1, evil dead 2, army of darkness, man with the screaming brain, anything with bruce campbell, anything with edward norton hes the shit, anything with vine vaughn, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead orginal and "remake", day of the dead, land of the dead, 28 days later, im a pretty big movie fan in general
FUTURAMA IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!! and now a few quotes.Fry "I'll be whatever I wanna do." "People said I was dumb, but I proved them." "Full price for gum?! That dog won't hunt, Monsignor." "No, I'm ...doesn't!" "Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up." "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" "Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion." "But existing is basically all I do!" "Whoa! Letters like 'u' and 'r' can mean words like 'you' and 'are'!" "That's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared." "Magic. Got it." "It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip." "This show's been going downhill since season three." "Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything." "Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears." "Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!" "I did do the nasty in the past-y." "I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff." "My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?" "This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!" "Hey, I have an idea. Let's do that!"Bender "This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!" "Oh. Your. God." "My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless." "Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder." "Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating." "Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?" "I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!" "They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning." "You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat." "Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..." "You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery." "Bite my glorious golden ass!" "Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk." "I hate the people that love me and they hate me." "Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No." "I could pound your head 'til you thinks that's what happened." "Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." "Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody." "Would you kindly shut your noise-hole?"Professor "Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!" "Dirt doesn't need luck!" "Choke on that, causality!" "Sweet Zombie Jesus!" "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!" "Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..." "Tell them I hate them!" "Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring." "Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense." "Oh, my, yes."Zoidberg "Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!" "My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came 2 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!" "...And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside." "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!" "Tell it to claw." "Instead of 'claus' he writes 'claws'. Now that's humourous! Today's comedians could learn from this card." "Finally I have a good claw. See, three human females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery." "I lost it. ...In a volcano." "I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated."
Dragonlance, anything by margaret weis and tracy hickman,survivor is good if you want something really messed up. Oh and robert kirkman is an awesome writer, it may only be comic books but hes awesome, the walking dead is the one of the best comics ever. well not ever but close. oh yeah and theres this guy will Christopher baer, he has this short series that is amazing everyone should go pick it up. I, lucifer is also an amazing book so take a gander
i have 2 dogs: Brynn and Sylvain "Sly", i have 2 leopard geckos, 2 bearded dragons