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old jewish man

You smell like cobbler!

About Me

oy oy oy i'am Old Jewish Man i've been seen in many episodes, i'm sometimes known as "Crazy Old Man".I'm a veteran of World War II and now live at the Springfield Retirement Castle where im often hang with Abe Simpson and Jasper Beardley.I have a deceased brother named Irving. I'am also the producer of Casablanca, the "lost version".I had a collection of old 'sunbathing magazines', which Abe Simpson stole from me ("You bastard!"), and which were lost when the Retirement Castle was destroyed by Mr. Burns' oil-drilling. I dislike it when people kick my pills around.Former Occupation: Filmmaker Daily Medication Intake: Prozac. Greatest Achievment: Dropping my pants and sang on TV. Quote: "Hey! Don't scratch up them heads!"

My Interests

Singing with my pants down and old sunbathing magazines!

I'd like to meet:

Shalom!Other World War II veterans and other Jews " ....

Music:

"This old gray mare, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be..."

Movies:

Casablanca and it's a wonderful life

Television:

The simpsons and old war programes

Books:

"I want some taquitos."

Heroes:

Abe Simpson and Rabbi Krustofsky

My Blog

origins of 'you smell like cobbler'!

Homer: Meals on Wheels, eat it up or I go to jail!  Crazy Old Man: Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler? Homer: Uuh, they discontinued the cobbler. Crazy Old Man: You smell like cobbler. Ho...
Posted by old jewish man on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

Due to popular demand girlfriend application

Shalom, due to popular demand I have got a girlfriend application! No hussies but will concider non jews! Must have sheyner ponim !! Zayt gesunt BASICS: Name:Age: Birthday: Location:Height:Body Type:...
Posted by old jewish man on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

The origins of old grey mare

Bart: (upon seeing Krusty on the side of the road with a sign reading 'Will Drop Pan Bart: (upon seeing Krusty on the side of the road with a sign reading 'Will Drop Pants For Food') Huh! Oh no! Krust...
Posted by old jewish man on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

I want some taquitos?

Bart:   Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes! Grampa Simpson:   What'd he say, put on our tuxedos? Crazy old man:   I want some taquitos. [Later, as the boat is sinking.] Old w...
Posted by old jewish man on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:46:00 PST