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Jaime

Somewhere between here and there

About Me

Secretly neurotic and in the mood to topple small democracies. Trying to fight the system any way I can. I feed other peoples' parking meters

My Interests

Writing, cooking, reading, drinking, bowling, grape soda, snowboarding, fishing, poker, hiking, cycling, biting the heads off of gummi bears, local music shows, exploring new places to eat around L.A., good conversation(c'mon people, grow an attention span),Particle physics(Go LHC!), walking at night...I like pickled things at times.

I'd like to meet:

Movers, shakers, bakers, sea captains, astronauts, cosmonauts, turtle hunters, and happy coincidences.

Music:

I like a lot of folk and blues like John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Willie Nelson, and Junior Brown. I also like Jamaican Rocksteady(sigh), Charlie Parker, Television, Ween, Benny Goodman, Daft Punk, The Kinks, PU$$Y Cow, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Canned heat, Dinah Washington, The Specials, The Muffs, Dengue Fever, White Stripes, Os Mutantes, Fela Kuti, Blondie, B. B. King, Dr. Dre, The Vandals, Desmond Decker, Herb Albert...

Movies:

The Commitments, Hustle and Flow, Just about every Coen Brother's film, It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World, The Warriors, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Adaptation, American Splendor, Eternal Sunshine of the blah blah blah, Star Wars(4,5,and 6), Willow, Amores Perros, El Mariachi, The Weather Man, True Romance, Trading Places...

Television:

I take it to the beach so I can watch shark week on the realz! Anything from the History channel.

Books:

One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Brief History of Time, Cold Mountain, I am Legend, For Whom The Bell Tolls, The Corrections, How to be Alone, Chronicle of a Death Foretold, Of Mice and Men, The Metamorphosis, Johnny Got His Gun, Fahrenheit 451, The Thin Red Line, To Have and Have Not, Candide, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1984, Catch-22, The Omnivore's Dilemma, Slaughterhouse 5, The Road, Thirteen Moons.

Heroes:

My mom, Stephen Hawking. Apparently, Julia Child was recruited to the OSS years before she was a professional chef. Take THAT Hitler!

My Blog

On thievery

  In France there is a jewel so valuable that not only is it under lock and key, but it also has a living, breathing cobra in the case guarding it at all time.  I'm sure that the snake is si...
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:39:00 PST

PU$$YCOW PARTY

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Posted by Jaime on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:41:00 PST

Live on stage!

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Posted by Jaime on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:39:00 PST

P-Cow 3.0

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Posted by Jaime on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

Year of the Rat

Strange how the Lunar (Chinese) New Year falls on the same day that Lent begins.  I guess that by Western standards, we'd usher in this new year by giving up something.  Personally, I like t...
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:56:00 PST

exerpt 2

  Jerry stood close to the counter of the convenience store in a huge line of people one day after the storms and two days before the riots began.  As per the usual disaster ritual, bottled ...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:03:00 PST

continental drift

 One day the polar ice caps will most likely melt, making beach front property available to many more people.  One day someone is going to start that world war that we've all been expecting....
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:50:00 PST

drink lots of water

   My first impression when ash began to fall was of Colorado and how the first snowflakes of a storm would  look.  All of the sudden there's a reason to play that Bad Religion son...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:30:00 PST

excerpt 1

  It was a particularly hot summer so the cooling trend was a welcome change. Clouds plump with moisture began to roll further inland  breaking thier months long adsence and making the gloom...
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:21:00 PST

rhesus monkeys are not made of peanut butter

 A thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters finally came up with this:    "thier eyes met and it was love". These were not particularly intelligent monkeys nor were they cute.  A...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST