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About Me

What are people saying about Ashley?...........

Carla and Mark agree, "Saucy!"

Steve says that his first impression was Lesbian but also says that I'm smart funny, so I guess I won't sock him too hard

Sylvie reminds that quiet is often mistaken for shy, but my actions TRULY speak louder than words, and that sometimes I have VERY bold actions

Chris says I'm a perfect specimen of humanity and love

Tara says I'm funny... "when not being intentionally annoying" and goes on to say "I've always loved yer grin, but your cleave is pretty banging too!"

Mark says my eyes are the color of cold-hearted ambition

Jess even says she would tell me if there was broccoli in my teeth, and so would Robert after he was done laughing and pointing

no less than a dozen people have told me I have a voice born for phone sex

and I say: "I'm curious if I'm actually this cocky or if I'm just really amused by pretending to be."

My Interests

surrealist comedies, social satires and stories of genius kids and unrequited love
light, color, composition and arranging space
fireflies, night swimming, summer rain showers, driftwood fires

Music:

Recently I've been really into fiddles, banjos, and slide guitar.... accordians are pretty rad also...
roy orbison!!!!
tom waits, ween, greg brown, grant lee phillips, paul simon, soul coughing, beck, johnny cash, john lee hooker, pj harvey, the ramones, liz phair, the cars, cake, the red elvises, the ditty bops, wormstew , soda and his million piece band , get set go , porterville , sounds of asteroth , and

Movies:

Dead Man, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, True Stories, Lost in Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Adaptation, Harold and Maude, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Three Kings, Galaxy Quest, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shaun of the Dead, blah blah blah...more and more and more, but that's enough for now

Television:

Home Movies, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Freaks and Geeks, Samuri Jack, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Family Guy

Books:

Favorite writers are Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Durang, and Charlie Kaufman.

Heroes:

The Daily Show and Bill Hicks... Theo Jansen, Tim Hawkinson, Errol Morris, Michel Gondry, Chris Ware, Jon Brion, Eddie Izzard
and local hero Mr. Chissum Worthington

My Blog

Los Angeles is burning

Griffith park was set ablaze May 8th. These are some of the pictures from my balcony that night....
Posted by Smash on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

Disney

I highly suggest you check out the Disney Concert Hall downtown. We scaled the exterior stair cases the other night... and like I say... I recomend doing that....
Posted by Smash on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:57:00 PST

So... fall has hit Los Angeles

and it makes me happy it was crisp and cold last night when I was driving with the windows down it was too cold to have the windows down and that's just why I did it
Posted by Smash on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:57:00 PST

sweet sweet succulents

I'm REALLY not a fan of the desert in general... as I am a big fan of water... however, I went succulent shopping the other day and was reminded again of what a fan I am of the unearthly nature of ...
Posted by Smash on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:25:00 PST

Autumn in the East

I'm missing it. (pictures from when I went home year before last)
Posted by Smash on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:25:00 PST

downtown move

So we've urbanized and I'll post when we're ready to have a flat warming party, but isn't it a fuckin' badass bridge? ...
Posted by Smash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST