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The Mat

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well i'm Mat. With one T. Cos i'm special. You can call me Shonks if you like, most people do. Born in England, and lived all over the world, i'm half English, half Zimbabwean, and now half Australian. I know that's 3 halves. Like i said, i'm special. I currently spend my time studying and working. Working at a backpackers kicks arse. I love my job. If i'm not working, chances are you'll find me there anyway, beer in one hand, backpacker in the other... haha. I live life by the motto "Life is what you make it". If you're upset or whinging about things, suck it up, get over it, and BAM! Happy. Cool hey. Ummmm i've been backpacking around Europe, i've sky-dived twice, i've met Steve-O's brother, i've been butted by a rhino, i've got one kidney, i've been to Disney Land, i've swam with dolphins, i've seen the Pope, i've been to a Shakira concert, i've told you my life story, and i'm Mat.
Pleased to meet ya...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1: Mila Kunis. Oh the things i would do to that woman...
2:Russell Brand. Funniest fucker EVER.
3: Karl Pilkington. the way he thinks amuses me.
4: Neil Strauss. World's greatest womanizer... 'nuff said.
5: Ricky Gervais. Pretty much just cos i love him.

My Blog

Do Before I Die

i've been thinking. there is a crap load of stuff i wanna do in life and when i work it allllll out, im not really sure there's enough time. i dont plan on getting old, i was thinking about it the oth...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:26:00 GMT

Gold Coast and Top Friends

im in gold coast. it is saturday. its my birthday weekend. im sitting on myspace. seems somehow pointless. BUT i did just staple cedar's jeans to his leg. he wasn't too amused. anyway, ive worked out ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Fish. Dead Fish.

today i flushed my first ever fish down the toilet. not sure if thats whats done these days or if its just a movie thing or whatever. but did it anyway. didnt even feel sad. perhaps im a bad person. i...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:26:00 GMT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well basically, my story is... I SAW OWEN WILSON TWICE TODAY!!!!  IN HERVEY BAY!!! oh and kate hudson too. but OWEN WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sa...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:41:00 GMT

SKY DIVING!

WELL I WENT SKY-DIVING ON SATURDAY ARVO WITH PIPPIN!! IT WAS AWESOME!!! 14000FT!!! RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE! the view on the way up of fraser n stuff is pretty insane too. f*in cool. only on...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 03:19:00 GMT

My gathering!

Well i had my birthday gathering at Kate's lasy nite, and might i say it turned out pretty good. Lots more ppl than i expected,  it was gr8. Thanx very much to Kate for bein so wicked bout e...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 23:33:00 GMT

It's happening...

Well, it's been 3 days and i have increased from 3 to 29 friends  Yeah baby
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 17:28:00 GMT

It's started...

Well i figure the whole world is on myspace except me, so this is just another attempt to fit in and conquer the world. So far, 3 friends... Go Mat! Well, the lovely Kirstin set this all up for me and...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:12:00 GMT