Let's make this short and sweet - like my cock. I'm 17 and I enjoy touching my body (can you feel the heat?) and if you don't like it, to coin a Bob Fossil phrase, GO EAT A NUN SANDWICH! Just remember, Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away. "Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
Satan's evil in a nylon gown
'you can't be alice! Alice has been dead for 20 years - don't tell me I don't know my own sister! And as Tim Burton's wife, i can tell you that we will be vacationing at the Canary Islands throughout May until May 2010. And in regard to this "UK" you arrogantly slur, in all my 60 years I have never heard such ballbags. So you my dear can bum yourself to sleep tonight. ps. I will be playing the part of Alice and all other characters. Good day to you, sir.'