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Marge

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I grew up with my sisters Patty and Selma in the Bouvier household. I met my love, Homer J. Simpson, while we were in detention. I was in for burning a bra in a feminist protest, he was smoking in the bathroom. Ever since then we have been in love. Now we are married and have three adorable kids. When I'm not busy being busy at home, I am out living the wild life. I've once been tempted to start a life of crime by my neighbor, Ruth Powers. Another time I became a Springfield police officer and had to arrest Homer for parking his car across three handicap spaces. I've even had a smooth-talking bowling instructor try to put the moves on me. I do love my kids very much though, Bart he's my special little guy, Lisa is my walking library, and Maggie is my beautiful baby girl. BUT NO MORE! I mean I love my kids.

My Interests

My hobbies include compulsive cleaning, baking and shopping. While my lifestyle as the "typical housewife" does seem rather dull, I have had some exciting adventures. Including organizing a boycott of the popular cartoon "Itchy &; Scratchy". My most recent accomplishments include starting my own business "The Pretzel Wagon" and being the town's volunteer for a crisis hotline.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody! I love people! Well... most people.

Music:

I always crave something with a little ZING! Har har har, I like Seventies music and I LOVE Davey Jones.

Movies:

Nothing Violent, Romantic ones are good.

Television:

I like Oprah, that girl is about it. I also like to watch Desperate Housewives.

Books:

I really like trashy love novels.

Heroes:

Rosy the Riveter, Girl Power, is it still cool to say cool? Because SHE is cool.

My Blog

My trip to Rancho Relaxo

I just got back from my trip to Rancho Relaxo. It was really what I needed after I had a nervous breakdown on the Springfield Memorial Bridge. But as I was enjoying being pampered, apparently Bart and...
Posted by Marge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST