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Bender

I am here for Networking

About Me

I am the greatest robot that ever lived and don't you forget it in fact I am so great that you need to give me all your money or jewels or anything of value you own I like to indulge in the finer things in life smoking, drinking, stealing, destroying fragile humans its all good

My Interests

watching tv, smoking fat cuban cigars, drinking, stealing, robbing, mugging, grand theft and hookers, hooker bots, and hookers in training

I'd like to meet:

people with lots of money rich people famous people trusting people gullible people stupid people

Music:

humans are the worst musicians

Movies:

humans make the crapiest movies

Television:

humans are stupid, tv is good

Books:

reading is for losers with eyes

Heroes:

Bender

My Blog

whats up chumps

Hey you lousey sacks of meat I haven't been on in a while I would apologize but I just don't care lets just say I actually have a life and am not some boring human wasting an already meaningless ex...
Posted by Bender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

humans

since so many of my friends are humans and of the widest variety it appears I have come to the conclusion that you are all the ugliest and most disgusting creatures in the universe I've seen Galgamek...
Posted by Bender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hookers

ok I know you guys might be wondering why I didn't mention hookers on my profile or what not well I didn't want to start some kind of illegal prostitution ring however if there are ladies out there ...
Posted by Bender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am growing quite the following

All right listen chumps and chumpettes, if you want to run with Bender and learn all the ways that are he listen up. Send cash to me mailed to Bender Bending Rodriquez P.O. Box 1005 New New Yor...
Posted by Bender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stealing is the coolest crime

if you aint stealin by now you aint cool enough to hang with the bend man I suggest you do what all humans should do and kill yourself or allow me to do it for you but if you are cool enough to be ...
Posted by Bender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST