Dr. John Zoidberg - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a Doctor of humans I have had many patients return and the fatalities were mostly not health related my true calling is stand up comedy though her's one for you a decapodian a kroker and an elzarian walk into a defibulator ahahahahaa get it

My Interests

i enjoy eating, and long walks on the beach looking for food

I'd like to meet:

I am looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material or a good cook

Music:

I enjoy a good roy orbison tune every once and again

Movies:

i like popcorn and corndogs

Television:

i learned everything I know from general hospital

Books:

reading makes me hungry so I usually eat the book before I read much of it

Heroes:

my uncle Harold Zoid the famous silent hologram star

My Blog

zoidberg has returned, hurraaaay

I am back after months and months of living in the alley next door they finally let me back in the building it wasn't so bad though I had all the food I want and I got this great new shell that l...
Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am in love

i learned this from my good friend fry so it must be true I am in love and her name is miss mimi she lives a thousand years in the past and she is the most beautiful canadian I have ever seen yes ...
Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am soo lonely

well I am not dead yet ... I guess that is it I think all three of my hearts are broken
Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

will someone be my friend

I am so very lonely being an intertbrate in a non-invertebrate world is so hard especially since all the invertebrate on this planet have been extinct for a couple hundred years on a lighter note I...
Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST