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joe

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be

About Me

I am the coolest guy you never met I am 5'9 aboot 155lbs dark brown hair hazel eyes irish/german and really really, really ridiculously good looking.

AIM-burninateyouall
[email protected]
Mario Kart Friend Code / 343661-103872
And my Wii code: 2626 2768 5143 7565
Let's play bitches!

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My Interests

hockey, musak, movies, veedeo juegos, chicks, some tv, comics, super villains, sweet lovin, pirates, zombies, boobies, sleeping, transformers and other 80's crap revived, what else is there I might like that too..STRONGBADVIDEOGAMESHOCKEYFLASHTOONSMOVIES

I'd like to meet:

Jeebus, to pull his hair, Satan, to kick him in the balls, God, to swing from his giant wang, Allah, to take some of those 70 virgins and put their lazy asses to work, Vishnu, to help me masturbate, because 4 extra hands couldn't hurt, Moses, because I heard that guy will do anything for a dollar, Buddha, because I want to poke that belly of his like the Pillsbury doughboy, and L Ron Hubbard, to shoot him in the face and take his idea and make millions of dollars and get tax exempt status...also Matt Groening and Gordie Howe.

Music:

punk, alternative, hardcore, various other forms of rock, some hip hop and any video game music remixed into hardcore metal or electronica, NintendoCore. I love that shit I listen to so much stuff it is hard to pick favorites so I won't, if it falls into one of those categories I like it 9 out of 10 times......

Movies:

Fight Club and anything else that isn't crap, stuff with action and boobies is always good..

Television:

....simpsons, family guy, futurama, southpark, conan o'brien, my name is earl, the office, just about anything on adult swim, hockey, and a bunch of stuff on comedy central, otherwise tv blows hairy nutsack

Books:

Harry Potter is the coolest, i'm a big dork and read the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings several years before I heard about the movies and liked them and Fight Club friggin kicks arse, anything else by Chuck Palahniuk. In Tyler we trust, Comiiiics, Frank Miller, Jhonen Vasquez, Todd McFarlane, etc. anything by Nietzsche....

Heroes:

..I dont have any real heroes Homer Simpson is up there though his love of life is simply intoxicating we should all live such a life

My Blog

Futurama is coming back!!

Hell yes bitches, it has been officially confirmed. A few months back Billy West posted on his web page that the show was picked up and that he and several of the original cast were back, however only...
Posted by joe on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

Stephen Colbert roasts the Prez

Here is the transcript of the roasts, it is simply brilliant. Enjoy!   COLBERT: Wow, what an honor. The White House Correspondents' Dinner. To actually sit here, at the same table with my hero, G...
Posted by joe on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

Best video EVER!!

If you love hockey or just love hockey fights you should watch this video that Joyce found. http://spikedhumor.com/articles/10652/Red_Wings_Avalanche_Br awl.html I had it on my page and was going to p...
Posted by joe on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:51:00 PST

Movies

(x)Pirates of the Caribbean(x)The Mexican(x)Fight Club(x)Starsky and Hutch(x)Neverending Story(x)Blazing Saddles(x)Garden State(x)The Princess Bride(x)Young Frankenstien(x)AnchorMan(x)Napoleon Dynamit...
Posted by joe on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:39:00 PST

survey thing everyone has

(x) smoked a cigarette (x) smoked a cigar(x)smoked anything else( ) crashed a friend's car(crashed my own car)(x) been in love(x) been dumped (bitch)(x) shoplifted(x) been fired(x) been in a fist figh...
Posted by joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

listen

Our fathers were our models for God. And, if our fathers bailed, what does that tell us about God? Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God doesn't like you, he never wanted you. In...
Posted by joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good ol Dubya

Real Quotes From A Real Moron "Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees." Crawford, TX 8/21/01 "It's your mo...
Posted by joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

15 more reasons to HATE Bush

this is off of www.Punkvoter.com 15 Reasons To Hate The President And these are only since he's been inaugurated! This guy doesn't waste any time ruining the world... He cut a half a BILLI...
Posted by joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bush's Resume

This is off www.punkvoter.com The George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find ...
Posted by joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

40 Reasons to hate George Bush

40 Reasons To Hate George W. Bush I got this from the "Rock Against Bush" CD. If you like punk rock, you'll love this CD. The national debt under Bush Jr. has increased so drastically that the ave...
Posted by joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST