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SON OV ANUBIS

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About Me

ECCENTRIC-DISTORTED-ANTISOCIAL-FANATICAL-MUTANT-MONSTROSITY- ANOMALY.. RUN OV THEE MILL STARVING ARTIST TYPE, I GOT A SHIT LOAD OV TOYZ, IT'Z LIKE A TOY MUSEUM IN HERE.. YADDA-YADDA-YADDA.. I USE MAC, YOU SHOULD TOO! IF YOU DON'T, YOU SHOULD GO MARRY BILL GATEZ AND FUCK OFF TOGETHER WITH YER SHITTY PC! I'M NOT HERE LOOKIN' FOR A HOOK UP OR WANTIN' TO HEAR YER FUCKIN' SLEAZY ASS SEX TALK E-MAILZ EITHER!! DON'T NEED IT, GET A FUCKIN' CLUE OR GO FUCK YER UNCLE!!

My Interests

DRAWING, PAINTING, SCULPTING, PHOTO, MAKING MUSIC, FILM, STRANGE MUSIC, NUNZ, MEAN FURRY ANIMALZ, LARGE INSECTZ, FOAMING AT THEE MOUTH, MONSTER TOYZ, BUILDIN STUFF, SO BASICALLY ANYTHING ARTISTIC I CAN STICK MY DICK INTO.. OH AND I HATE THEE WORD "DOOODE!"

I'd like to meet:

BITCH-HOGZ, JACKEL-HEADED HUMANZ, MONKEYZ IN SPACE, RABID BUNNY RABBITZ, ORAL SURGENZ WITH BAD TEETH, A NUN WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND, YUGOSLAVIAN PROSTITUTEZ, OLD LADYZ WEARIN' POLYESTER, THEE LOCH NESS MONSTER, LARA CROFT, AEON FLUX, JOAN CRAWFORD, THAT GUY WHO PLAYED PIZZA THEE HUTT, PEOPLE WITH NATURALLY BLUE SKIN AND/OR HAIR, OH AND I'M MARRIED SO NO FUCKIN' HOOKERZ TRYIN' TO SEX ME UP N' SHIT!! YOU CAN GO SUCK IT, WAIT.. NO I GUESS YOU CAN'T SUCK IT... HA-HA (MIDDLE FINGER)!!

Music:

MUSLIMGAUZE, ADD N TO X, MOOG COOKBOOK, EDWARD KA-SPEL, NURSE WITH WOUND, ALEC EMPIRE, WEEN, SEEKNESS, SKINNY PUPPY, TECHNO ANIMAL, THEE VOLUPTUOUS HORROR OV KAREN BLACK, VAS DEFERENS ORGANIZATION, TRANSFORMANTRA, GREATER THAN ONE, SEVERED HEADZ, COIL, CRASH WORSHIP, GWAR...

Movies:

THX-1138, ALIEN, STEPFORD WIVEZ, SWEETIE, OFFICE KILLER, EXROCIST, NIGHT OV THEE LEPUS, GINGER SNAPZ, EMPIRE STRIKEZ BACK, AUDITION, WICKER MAN, CANNIBAL THEE MUSICAL, STRAIGHT JACKET, TRON, ORGAZMO, SHOWGIRLZ, LOGANZ RUN, HAPPIENESS, CEMETERY MAN, ELVIRA, RESIDENT EVIL, HELLRAISER, GREMLINZ.. A THEME HERE GOING AS HORROR, SCI-FI AND CHEESY GOODNESS

Television:

TV SUCK ASS HARDCORE!! ANYTHING LISTED HERE I GOT ON DVD SO I CAN MAKE MY OWN BROADCAST!! SIMPSONZ, LAND OV THEE LOST, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, STRANGERZ WITH CANDY, TWIN PEAKZ, TALEZ FROM THEE CRYPT, TALEZ FROM THEE DARKSIDE, LEAGUE OV GENTLEMAN, SOUTHPARK, X-FILEZ, KIDZ IN THEE HALL, FARSCAPE, BUCK ROGERZ, HE-MAN, DEVILMAN, V, HAPPY TREE FRIENDZ, VOYAGER, NEXT GENERATION, TWILIGHT ZONE, MR SHOW, INVADER ZIM AND DARE I SAY.. BUFFY THEE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Books:

THEE ENTIRE DUNE SERIEZ, THEE LIST OV SEVEN, STINGER, SIX MESSIAHZ, THEE EYE, SANTAROGA BARRIER, THEE HEAVEN MAKERZ, NAKED, HITCHHIKERZ GUIDE TO THEE GALAXY, JOHNNY THEE HOMICIDAL MANIAC, TANK GIRL, LIFE IN HELL, AND ANYTHING BY FRANK HERBERT, MARK FROST AND EDWARD GOREY.. OHHH AND BUNNICULA (IF ANYONE HAS READ THIS BOOK, WE NEED TO TALK!!)

Heroes:

JERRI BLANK, MILHOUSE, XENOMORPHZ, ELVIRA, KAREN BLACK, SKELETOR AND THEE CANE IN CITIZEN KANE

My Blog

ROBBED!!!

YUP, WE WERE ROBBED TODAY!!IF I EVER HAD ANY FAITH IN HUMANITY (WHICH I DID'T) I DON'T NOW!!SOME LOVELY PERSON BROKE IN OUR PLACE & STOLE:12" white Apple iBookSony DVD Player with the following DVD's:...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:25:00 PST

SOMEBODY IS A LOSER

HA-HA-HA.. OK WHEN THIS FIRST HAPPENED I WAS PISSED OFF.. BUT NOW I JUST THINK IT FUCKIN' HALARIOUS!!I PUT BACK UP MY FAMOUS "AT-AT" PICTURE ONCE AGAIN AND IN LESS THAN 5 HOURZ, IT GOT DELETED!! HA-HA...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:13:00 PST

FACISM AT MYSPACE!!

SO FOR MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, MYSPACE GAVE ME SEVERAL "PRESENTZ".. THEE FIRST ONE WAS THEY DECIDED THAT NOBODY WOULD BE NOTIFIED OV MY BIRTHDAY.. THEE SECOND, MY MAIN PICTURE WON'T SHOW UP ON MY FRIENDZ H...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:34:00 PST

SPAM

FLAG FOR SPAM!!! PLEASE, FLAG THESE CHAIN LETTER, SPAM FUCKERZ!! FLAG THERE SPAM AND DELETE & BLOCK THEM!! IF YOU KEEP FLAGGING SPAM, THEY WILL GET DELETED, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAY!! FUCKIN' SPA...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SHUT IT!

MOST HATED COMMENT ON A PICTURE : "I TOOK THAT PICTURE!" WHO FUCKIN' CAREZ YA DUMB BITCH!! MOST HATED COMMENT IN GENERAL : "THANKZ FOR THEE ADD!" WHAT? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS PERSON, YER ...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHORE

YA KNOW, SOMETIMEZ I WONDER IF MYSPACE IS REALLY JUST AN UNDERGROUND PROSTITUTION RING.. I MEAN, JESUS, I'VE NEVER SEEN SOOO MANY FUCKIN' HALF (AND WHOLE) NAKED PEOPLE (MOST SHOULD LEAVE THEIR FUCKIN'...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

UH-DUHH PROFILEZ

WHAT IS UP WITH THEE 89 MILLION PROFILEZ ADDED A DAY FROM THEE PHILIPPINES THAT ARE PICTUREZ OV CELEBRITYZ, MODELZ AND GAY & STRAIGHT PORN STARZ, WITH ABSOLUTLY NO INFO ON THEM?? I CAN PIC THEM OUT IN...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TATTOOZ SUCK!!

FUCK, I SOOOOOOOOOO DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT TATTOOZ WITH YOU!! I DON'T WANNA KNOW THAT YOU ARE GETTIN' FUCKING "TAZ" ON YER ARM OR YER GONNA GET MORE BUT YER JOB WON'T LET YOU OR YER SISTER'Z FRIEND'Z ...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DEATH TO FUCKIN' FRIENDSTER!!

OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD.. DID I SAY OH MY GOD YET?? I DON'T THINK SO.. OH MY GOD!!!! I AM JUST RETURNING FROM "FRIENDSTER".. I WAS ON "FRIENDSTER" FOR 2 HOURZ!!! NOW THIS WOULD MAKE ONE THINK THAT I GO...
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ICE CREAM SOCIAL

I WANT TO GO TO AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL AND DRESS LIKE A BIBLE SALESMEN, WHO'Z WITH ME?
Posted by SON OV ANUBIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST