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Swami Dearest

About Me

Swami Dearest likes to be called "Swams." Swams has a background as wide as the Amazon River (and a butt to match), and as shallow as the puddle of unknown origin under her ancient shuddering BMW. Swams has two blogs, two daughters, three cats and a husband, not necessarily listed in order of importance (but not necessarily NOT). Swams is also known as "foolery," bad perm," and "Laurie" in other petri dishes. Please check out http://foolery.typepad.com/foolery/ to see just what went wrong and where.Click Here For Myspace Layouts !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A generous person with too many couches.

My Blog

Waiting for the Other Shoe, Period

Today's post -- a true story -- from my main blog, http://foolery.typepad.com/foolery/   It's destined to be either the best or the worst day ever . . .   . . . when you get to work, look d...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:42:00 GMT

Randummy

I've been tagged like a wild animal . . . like a big ol' bahr . . .Once you've been 'tagged', you have to write a blog of 10 weird/random facts/habits/goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:12:00 GMT

A Face Made for Radio

(From my personal blog, Foolery)Remember a couple of weeks ago I told you I was going to be in a TV commercial? Well, it's done. You can watch it here: ..">In case I haven't mentioned it in...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:16:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada

I think it's almost Thanksgiving in Canada. Checking my calendar would be WAY too difficult, so I'll just pretend I know what the heck I'm talking about.Happy Thanksgiving, my Canadian friends! In c...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 22:27:00 GMT

My Quest for Inner Peace: The Sad Truth

From my OTHER blog: http://foolery.typepad.com/foolery/I nearly had my day ruined by a man I have to work with and be nice to. I've never laid eyes on the man, and never will. I picture him as a sn...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:13:00 GMT

Mmmmmm, Pie . . .

From my real-life blog today: http://foolery.typepad.com/foolery/I was kinda thinking about starting a new diet this week -- some diet ANY diet -- and then my boss asked me this question."Would you l...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:58:00 GMT

YIPPEE! I Get to Leave the House!

Mr. Dearest and I have a date tonight.  Yes, I said a DATE.  I know, I know -- I know how ludicrous that sounds, but we really do.  Once a year, whether we like it or not, we have a dat...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:21:00 GMT

Cookies

My new coworker, the only other female in the office, brought in cookies today.  She had some specially made at a local cookie shop -- sugar cookies with pale pink frosting -- to take around to...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:10:00 GMT

Unchain My Heart: Bad Date Story 1

This is from my regular blog, and I thought you might enjoy it. http://foolery.typepad.com/foolery/  Photo stolen from gritphilm onFlickr   I don't date much now that I'm married. I never d...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:22:00 GMT

The 2007 Sweaty Car Odyssey

The 2007 Sweaty Car Odyssey is in the bag and everyone came through it more or less whole.  (We went to Las Vegas first for my brother's birthday party, then across to southern California to vis...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:59:00 GMT