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Adam

hefwolf

About Me



Somebody get certified and come fuckin dive! You people spend too much money on going to Vegas, booze, drugs, strippers, hookers, horrible movies, video games, and all that other meaningless junk. Save your money and join the underwater world of Hef! Travel the world and meet strange and exotic... sea creatures!
Check out Hollywood Divers for more info then send me an email with any questions you might have.

Disclaimer: Hollywood Divers does not pay me for recruiting people.

My Interests

my lovely wife, scuba diving, listening to music, playing music, designing cool shit, petting animals, enjoying a nice 12 hour nap.

I'd like to meet:

Skeletor with Hordac! The battle between Snake Mountian and The Horde! RRRAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!

Music:

music is nothing but another tool of the devil... that's why i love it so much.

bad religion
michael jackson
against me!
phil collins
good riddance
inxs
motorhead
oingo boingo
bad brains
screeching weasel
led zeppelin
GWAR!
michelle donogan
kill your idols
lamb of god
nofx
slayer
anti-flag
murs
portishead
david bowie
atmosphere
the police
bobby brown
tom petty
aesop rock
rjd2
rob sonic
rancid
BDP
KRS-ONE
social distortion
the slits
the valentines
B-52's
aerosmith
pantera
guttermouth
tears for fears
van halen
skynrd
fleetwood mac
yes
the who
the clash
the jam
hendrix
del tha funky homosapien
deltron 3030
automator
handsome boy modeling school
lovage
stone temple pilots
king geedorah
mf doom
dangerdoom
dangermouse
system of a down
dropkick murphys
killradio
jane's addiction
tori amos
nirvana
pennywise
system of a down
varant majarian
devo
missing persons
danny elfman
matisyahu
gogol bordello
iron maiden
bedouin soundclash
massive attack
minor threat
propagandhi
the cure
7 seconds
AC/DC
bela fleck & the flecktones
downset
f-minus
subhumans
ramones
88 fingers louie
rise against
mars volta
stolen babies
the vandals
gipsy kings
wutang clan
tom waits
van morrisson
the doors
rush
GFI
so abused
homesick abortions
bjork
any music that defies social norms.

Movies:

big lebowski
fear and loathing in las vegas
dead man
caddyshack 1
young frankenstein
kingpin
goonies
what's up tigerlily
LORD OF WAR
super troopers

Television:

aqua teen hunger force
the simpsons
family guy
full house
spongebob

Books:

make nice paper weights

Heroes:

satan