How can someone look this bored poolside? I guess you don't know who I am listening to.
About Me
My friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to lie in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch....
My Interests
My mouth tastes like purple....
Music:
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.
Television:
Always take a banana to a party Rose, bananas are good.
Books:
I have been into reading cookbooks lately, not so much the cooking part but the pretty pictures.