I have tamed them, tamed them all! |
It's MY house. That's right. MINE. I have tamed all the animals. Baxter, Barkley, Carlyle - I have them all catering to my will now. I don't have to barricade myself unde...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 21:19:00 GMT |
That F@%!^$ Bitch |
I am outraged. Outraged, I say. That crazy bitch. I thought she loved me. Well, now I know the truth.Last week she brought home this demon thing. It's small, fragile and ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 17:09:00 GMT |
I'm a star |
At my house, I'm a star. Everybody loves me and caters to me. Those two dogs that used to have their run of the house now live outside and only get to come in at night or when its raining....
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:51:00 GMT |
damned haters |
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Buddy
Date: Apr 19, 2005 3:10 PM
what is the point of having a kitty kat profile? Only those tiny lonely old schizoid ladies living with...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:58:00 GMT |
Meow. |
I have 69 profile views right now. I'm a sexy cat. Aww yeah.
Mom was talking to somebody called a "vet" today. I'm scared.
I think she talked about my giant balls.
Posted by on Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:54:00 GMT |
Water... |
Look, I realize that at six months, I'm not schooled in all the ways of the world, but I figured some things out very easily. Litter box - not a problem. Automatic water dispenser - check. It took ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Mar 2005 08:22:00 GMT |
