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Celia Hodes

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Celia Hodes. I am a post- op cancer patient. I am the president of the Agrestic county PTA. In Agrestic, I act very superficial, but on myspace i definitely let my freak flag fly. Since, no one else in Agrestic has a spizzle, except Nancy, Doug and Heylia, no one will ever find out about this. I have 2 daughters. One who is a total slut and is now in reform school in Mexico, the other who is a chubby checker. Oh well, we all have or crosses to bear. My husband, Dean, cheated on me with some cunt-ass Tennis Instructer. So, I got him back, and cheated on him with a black man. Hope you enjoy my page! Hit me up anytime you want to!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A nice man or woman that I can love more than my husband!!

My Blog

Summertime!!

Summertime is here. Summertime in Agrestic is probably one of the most beautiful things ever. This summer I am quite busy. I have got several meetings with the PTA, at least 5 trips to Venice Beach wi...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:41:00 GMT

oh, i had a bad day.

Yes, today has been one long, bad, day. Quinn called from Casa Reforma.Isabelle had fun talking to her, I did not have much to say, and Dean talked for a long time with her.Quinn is such a little cunt...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:22:00 GMT

I have a group dedicated to me?!?!?! How sweet!

The title says it all. I have a group that someone created for me all about me called "Celia Hodes for president in 08" THAT IS AMAZING!!!! WHOEVER CREATED IT, GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 18:00:00 GMT

New Years Resolutions

My New Year's resolutions 1. I will make Isobelly lose at least 20 pounds. 2. I will make Dean even more miserable than he already is. 3. I will have more lunches and drinking dates with Nancy. 4. I w...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 19:06:00 GMT

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.

Well the headline says it all. It is beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.I don't like doing Christmas shopping.I'm probably gonna get Isabelly everything on her list.I'll get Dean something crappy,...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 15:40:00 GMT

It's that time of the month again!

Ha ha should'nt have let the title fool you!! Actually it is time for me to start doing things for the Agrestic County Thanksgiving Pagent.This is a HUGE pain in my ass.My daughter could always be th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 15:20:00 GMT

Oh god my fucking MOTHER!!!!!!!

Yeah my mom's in town. She keeps on talking about that fucking cripple at her church.This is the only time I've actually wanted to stuff my face with chocolate with my daughter just to avoid my mother...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 20:10:00 GMT