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Differentiated Dana

About Me

Well hello there, Stranger! Thanks for stopping in. I am honored, flattered, and humbled that you would take time out of your busy day to click over and see little old me. Now, if you're reading this for the first time, we may not know each other. And since there's a certain reality of annoyance to being a member of the gender with tits, before we start getting all cozy with each other; please read my "back off, creeps" disclaimer.If you are a creep: Back off. There. Enough said.I love chatting and playing with any variety of bright, funny, interesting, creative individuals - the kind who don't send animated pin-up pics with catch phrases to your "comments" section... So - if you have even one original thought in your head, you've got something to say about anything at all - Let's be "friends". I'm all over it.I like the confident, silly, ironic, intellectual freaks best of all.I am a mother, a writer, a seeker, a tryer, a recovering mayhem maker. I am endlessly fascinated by the human condition and find this myspace phenomenon to be a land of inexhaustible fodder. Just fantastic. THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN - BAR NONE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Benjamin Franklin, M. Scott Peck, Mother Theresa, Wolfgang Mozart, Salvador Dali, Martin Luther King Jr., and various other fascinating dead people.As far as people who are still breathing are concerned - anyone who cracks me up and/or makes me think.

My Blog

Abortion Story

Fourteen plus years ago, I had a one night stand with a man I had set my eyes on to "bag" at least a year before.  I didn't know when, I didn't know how, but dang it, I was gonna get me somma tha...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Plywood Furniture & Plasma TVs - a revisit

America, where are your priorities?   Before I get into this rant, I want to give a big shout-out to the sensible people out there who aren't rich, but live happily and smartly within your means...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:14:00 GMT

Dont Even Say It - LSU agony

Yeah.  That's right.  LSU blew it.  They freakin' blew it. I blame Les Miles. Never liked him.  Go to Michigan, you average coach... good riddens! I am so bummed.  I have been...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:25:00 GMT

Signs Of A Battering Personality

From:  Metropolitan Center For Women and Children (courtesy of "Sarro") Many women are interested in knowing how they can predict whether or not they are becoming involved with an abuser. There i...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:42:00 GMT

Attention Women: Its Football Season (a necessary repost)

So I was sitting on my couch last night, all by myself, screaming my head off while watching LSU whoop Mississippi State's ass... Seriously, people.  If I can find just one mountain dwelling...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:05:00 GMT

The "N" Word

No.  There is no "N" word.  N, in fact, is not a word at all.  It is just a letter in the alphabet.  The word is nigger.  That's right.  That's the word.  You knew t...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:50:00 GMT

Sex, Drugs, and Corey Feldman

I'm standing in a large, swanky nightclub on a college campus.  When I look down, I'm wearing the teddy bear t-shirt that my great aunt tailored for my daughter to wear as a night dress.  An...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:40:00 GMT

I Hate The IRS

Yes, it's that time again:  Time to file my extension. Because I am self employed, my taxes are very complicated. Because I am a masochist, I do them myself.  Because I am an untrained accou...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:12:00 GMT

Yesterday's News

Once upon a time I thought I wanted to be a Hollywood executive.  I landed a job at a small production company headed by an old giant in the industry.  He was a tough son of a bitch for whom...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:10:00 GMT

Empty Boxes

I walked in your room and you weren't there but I could still hear you breathing. I sat in your chair, but I couldn't feel you. All that's left is the impression you made on me. It's lonely here in th...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 19:39:00 GMT