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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: AlliCat
Birthday: August 13th, 1980
Birthplace: The hospital (duh)
Current Location: ...at my computer (double duh)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blue, Blonde, Black, Red-changes weekly
Height: 5'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty but not too Loosey
Your Heritage: German+Norwegian+Irish=Alcoholic Alli
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers boots. hell yes.
Your Weakness: filling out surveys? Oh, and chocolate. beer? umm
Your Fears: filling out surveys. and chocolate. and aliens. ?
Your Perfect Pizza: I have a biased opinion in this area. No comment.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make it to next year...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hmm. Dunno. I'm an internet nOOb.
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee *phew!*
Your Best Physical Feature: My mouth. Here-listen:
Your Bedtime: The witching hour
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's a memory, I obviously didn't miss it
Pepsi or Coke: Either, with rum, on the rocks, please
MacDonalds or Burger King: You buyin'? Red Lobster.
Single or Group Dates: If it's a group, is it really a 'date'?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yes, please, with a splash of Absolut
Chocolate or Vanilla: gimme the dark meat
Cappuccino or Coffee: Double shot carmel macciato, grande. mmm.
Do you Smoke: Yes, and Yes-sometimes.
Do you Swear: No F*ucking Way!
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Let me count the ways...
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Done that. Looks good on the resume
Do you want to get Married: Is this a proposal? Where's the ring? *yes*
Do you belive in yourself: Depending on what context you are referring to...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I'm moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: About 27 days a month, yes.
Are you a Health Freak: *scarfs a burger* "Yes." *slurps a coke* "Mmhm"
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom rocks and Daddy's in prison
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes-the air guitar *wah wah naa*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Mmm hmm.
In the past month have you Smoked: Uh huh.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ummm...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: whoever wrote this doesn't live in Grant County
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not yet, but thanx for the reminder
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eew, christ no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, nor in the last 25 years.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not to my recollection
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Jeezus, it's April!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does this survey count? And, no.
Ever been Drunk: ...define "Drunk." (probably-mm hmm)
Ever been called a Tease: Only by the ill-intentioned
Ever been Beaten up: Only by two girls-at once. Bitches.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was, like, five. Then I GOT A JOB
How do you want to Die: Ask me when I'm 102.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A toy's R us kid. Or, a professional cable watcher.
What country would you most like to Visit: I hear Mexico's pretty empty...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Chrome? Who cares?
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but grey
Short or Long Hair: Somewhere between skinhead and hippie
Height: 5'12" hehehe
Weight: As long as my hands fit around their throat...
Best Clothing Style: kidding on that last one.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who? Me or Boy/Girl?
Number of CDs I own: A ton
Number of Piercings: A ton
Number of Tattoos: Sixish
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My Blog

Im a Leo. Hear me purr....

Passionate, purring Leo is warm, cuddly and playful, yet fiercely protective of everyone and everything in her domain. She has a never-ending need to shine like the Sun, and so takes plenty of time to...
Posted by allisonkchains on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:07:00 PST

headline helpers

Actual bumper stickers found on cars and trucks!from steveConstipated People Don't Give A Shit.Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.Who Lit The Fuse On...
Posted by allisonkchains on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:19:00 PST

Corn and Ethanol Hoax

Big Corn and Ethanol HoaxOne of the many mandates of the Energy Policy Act of 2005 calls for oil companies to increase the amount of ethanol mixed with gasoline. President Bush said, during his 2006 S...
Posted by allisonkchains on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:33:00 PST

bad grammar but good thoughts

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is whyseveral of us died of tuberculosis. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the worditself: "Mankind". Basically...
Posted by allisonkchains on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:57:00 PST

Motto’s to live by

Mottos to Work By - Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. - If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you proba...
Posted by allisonkchains on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:12:00 PST

Must-Use Dating Advice

What every guy needs to know: 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sig...
Posted by allisonkchains on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:09:00 PST

fukd up ebay feedback

POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, ...
Posted by allisonkchains on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:24:00 PST

Hotline Numbers

National Pet Recovery Hotline1-800-984-8638Whenever your pet is lost, this is one of your first places of help to report your missing friend. This 24-hour service will help you to locate your pet. Los...
Posted by allisonkchains on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

how to make a link, thx screwtape

instructions on how to make it blue and clickable:i'm going to add a couple of spaces where there shouldn't be any for this example so you can see the code. blue clickable word or words of your choi...
Posted by allisonkchains on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:03:00 PST

why gay marriage is wrong

10 reasons gay marriage is unamerican1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.2. Gay marriage will encourage people t...
Posted by allisonkchains on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:08:00 PST