Fluffy..Destroyer of all Worldsâ„¢ (Douchebag Mafi

It's time that we had a change here in America. Bush has screwed this country into the ground and it's time to chase the rats outta the white house. I'm looking for some good pussy and various other forms of life to help me in my mission the seize Washington. Now accepting applications for world domination...hmph...I mean for running the country. Sure, I may not look like much, just your average ordinary cat, licking his balls on the couch, but that's just a peice of who I am. I'm soft, fuzzy, I make cute little meowing noises; Thise dirty Republican will never know what hit them! Taxes? Fuck you! Gas prices? I think not. Support for Fluffy will pay off. QWe're talking instant gratification here, fuckers! A pad of perscription paper (signed and ready) for every home! You smoke pot? Go ahead! Wanna beat some ass? Don't let me stop you! We represent a form of government that will not be looming over your shoulder all the time. Sure, it may look like we don't care, but it's not that...As president, I will control America's stupidity population by rounding up the monkey ass morons and creating a "stupidity showcase". Parents looking to teach their kids a lesson can take their kids to the Stupid Zoo to threaten them and scare them to stay in school. I will remove the troops from the middle east and then immediatly bomb the cesspool so we never hear from those bastards again. We're talking about re-vamping the social structure to ensure everyone has access to fuffil their life long dreams of procrastination and cat naps.I want to hear from you, America. What's on your mind? I know it's a stretch, but I'm sure there are at least two or three of you with some good ideas out there! I wanna hear them! Send me your input. Send me money! Campains aren't free, you know. Get your layout at Groovy-Layouts.com