The hardest thing for me to admit... |
I have not been able to admit this yet. But I believe I am now ready.
Over a month ago, they took them.
My dangly bits where taken from me.
Now I am plotting revenge.
Any ideas?...
Posted by Littleshit on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST |
I think I am turning Japanese!!! |
I need to learn Japanese so I can dance and use the toliet!!.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Littleshit on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST |
I .Worship.Him |
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck coverd in human skulls.The leading causes of death in the United States are as follows: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3....
Posted by Littleshit on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:49:00 PST |
Really?!?! If I click it it will take me THERE?!?!?!? |
I got some more friend requests today. I thought "Yippeee, doggies, cats, some sort of animals or cool people that I can meet and piss in their shoes!!" Okay, one was a dog, the rest were females (yes...
Posted by Littleshit on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST |
I wanna swim through cheetos |
First off, I got a new toy. It was cute so of course then I had to destroy it. And then I learned it had a squeaker. It took 3 days but I finally killed it and got the squeaker. Victory hahahahahahaha...
Posted by Littleshit on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:30:00 PST |
WTF !?! I was tagged????? |
GRRRRRR.....I was tagged. Then I am suppose to tag six other "friends" but I am going to be defiant and not tag anyone and just write 6 weird facts about myself. Like you could really get mad at this ...
Posted by Littleshit on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:27:00 PST |
I shall defeat the flower!!!! |
I have a new toy. Its pretty. Its long. Its a flower and it MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!! It is one of those stupid bending ones. The main human found it and brought it inside. I knew right off that I...
Posted by Littleshit on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:06:00 PST |
noise of doom |
So, the "humans" bought me a toy last week. It was some lamb/dog/squirrell thing. It was kinda ugly but it had a fluffy tail. I am so in love with fluffy things. So I start attacking it giving the "hu...
Posted by Littleshit on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:08:00 PST |
My Dangly Bits |
Why is every time I get a little rowdy "the humans" threaten to cut off my dangly bits? Well guess what? It ain't going to happen bitches!!!! Thats right. You heard me!! I own my dangly bits mother fu...
Posted by Littleshit on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:36:00 PST |
