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Wasabi

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I'm a pug. I keep it real, yo. I like to fight with my brother, Noory, a something/beagle mix. I like to pee on the floor when nobody is looking. I like to blog about my crazy adventures.
My nicknames are:
MaMas
Mommy
BiBi
Dingle
Dingles
Mrs. Puggles
Mrs. "D"
Mrs. Misses
BooBoos
Mrs. Pugglesworth
Mrs. Snugglesworth
Teddy
Bunny
Bunny Buns
Baby Girl
Lady Pants
Monkey
Dee
Lady Times
The Firecracker
Wasadingles
Wasabooboos
Doodle
Piggy
Honey Bears
Dingelodeon
Sweetums
Mrs. Chunks
The Wiggles
Alien Pig Baby
The Squeaks
Mr. Pug (but I'm a girl!)
The Poop Monster
Mrs. Snuggles
Mrs. Flabby Cakes
Baby
Babs
Dingle Bells
Dingle Bell Rock
Piggles
Salmon Cakes
Double Dee
Jay
Mrs. Jay
Mrs. Big Butt
Farty Pants
Mrs. Harness

My Interests

Being classy (and gassy), and blogging about my crazy adventures and never ending injustices.
Oh, and.... I LOVE TO EAT SHOES

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to fight the good fight with me.

Movies:

Home Movies of ME on the Treadmill!

Television:

The Dog Whisperer. He tells mom what I need.

Books:

Blogs, really.

Heroes:

FAITH!!!!

My Blog

Noory's Greatest Hits (video evidence)

Time out! Gypsy's feelings have been hurt (intentional or not). So, I'm going to ask that we let this cool off. Because I know what it's like to feel like you're under attack. Like, this one time I wa...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

WTF pt 2 (in depth analysis)

Before Gypsy Rose converts us all to Noorytology, let me just say afew things. First of all, Gypsy should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. They were going to give it to me for my breakthrough i...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

WTF is this

Please, someone tell me what the hell is going on. Why is Gypsy Rose leaving so many nice comments for Noory? He can't even read. Ok, one time I saw an old man trying to use a diaper as a telephone, a...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:41:00 PST

I think you guys might be right (video evidence)

Just got back! Imagine my surprise to find a package of home movies sent to me by Noory's first owners. Hm... well well well. ...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:24:00 PST

While I am away (please vote)

It is confirmed. I will be gone next week on "vacation" (wink). In the meantime, please tell me/debate what you think is most accurate. WHAT DOES NOORY MOST LOOK LIKE?1) Ant Eater?2) Seal?3) Rat?4) Sq...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:13:00 PST

Blog News/Update

It's taking a really long time for them to fix my camera and I am starting to get frustrated. So much has happened that I am unable to document and bring to you. Like, yesterday, I saved three little ...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

My Humps???

I'm not saying I'm gorgeous, but... ok fine. I can't lie. I'm gorgeous. So, I can sort of understand why Noory has been trying to hump me. But, on the other hand, AHHHHHHHH!!! Yes ladies, Noory's hump...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

Please critique my art

Mom says that Gypsy Rose is a hero for defending Noory. And since I am a master politician, I have decided to change the subject instead of discussing this further. So...Welcome to Wasabi's Cyber Art ...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

Noory Bashing SCANDAL!

My friend Gypsy Rose has filed a complaint against one of my reports. Except, replace "filed a complaint" with "left a comment" (as seen below). Look. Decent is patriotic. In no way am I questioning G...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:52:00 PST

Mo' Noory Mo' Prollems

Went to the vet. At first, I thought my health care was going to be neglected since my stunning good looks virtually paralyzed the entire staff. Anyway, turns out I have an ear infection. Nobody is su...
Posted by Wasabi The Blogging Pug on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:12:00 PST