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Miami Vice Ali

If Darth Vader and a drag queen had a kid, that would be me

About Me

My book that I am writing is finally starting to take off...hopefully will be finished within the yearI am a cougar...Im a hopeless romantic who's opiate is nostalgia esp from the 80s and esp Miami Vice. I love to love. I am currently working on my memoirs, which I must say, are a heck of a lot more interesting than most films out there. I love younger guys but am frustrated at their lack of 80s knowledge...and still trying to find one that dresses like Adam Ant...But after thirty years I finally figured out what means the most to me and what I want: I want to teach film history/genres and pop culture significance of the late 20th century- I want to travel and go on adventures- I want to never take the amazing friends and family I have for granted- and I want breathtaking romance...not to much to ask eh? . so to know more is to see my my space page which is a small microcosm of my rock star room that I am currently selling VIP passes to view..get yours while they last!.....................................................
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I LOVE FLASH GORDON!!!!! My tattoo:I am a New Romantic HighwaymanI LOVE JOURNEY with ever fiber of my soul!They do anything to roll the dice just one more timeNow it's your turn to cryIf a drag queen and Darth Vader had a kid who was a rock star/pirate...that would be me. I am a caricature of myself...And I AM the female Indiana Jones..the more adventures...the more mayhem..the better!!!LIKES: Sour Apple Martinis, guys with big noses, dancing all nite, convertibles,the 80's,the 80's the 80s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sarcasm, shopping, blonde guys, pirates, rocking out, horror/sci-fi/fantasy,nostalgia, knee-hi boots, tanqueray and tonic, glam, writing papers, watersports, younger guys, musicals, watching ten movies in a row, people that rock and kick ass, good friends, frozen pizza, eye contact, intellectual stimulation, Vegas, guys in eyeliner, dorks (ones that go to conventions) and bad boys, Mary Jane, bonding, guys talking in my ear, guys with long hair, and I like blue eyes.DISLIKES: pansy asses, chicken shits, people that say "CARMEL" instead of "CARAMEL!!" people that end sentences with "AT"!!!liars, hypocrites, older guys, F.U.P.A.S., ordinary guys, back peddling, people with no passion, people that smell bad, guys that dont put out, people clipping nails in public, eating in a fast food reataurant, technology, remakes, the NY subway system, rude cell phone use, crappy friends, people with no substance, UGGS or whatever the fuck you call them boots, those cheap chinese sandals in various colors, condescending people, people that dont stay in touch,POSERS like people who wear Miami Vice shirts and have never seen an episode! Flakes! and people that wear sandals who have ugly ass feet! I dont wanna see that shit!....................................................... ..................Just a quick update since Im finding people on my space i havent talked to in many years.... Lived in Albuquerque 1975-1999...Los Angeles 1999-2002, Denver, CO 2002-2004, New York 2004-2005, BAck to Los Angeles 2005-Feb 1st 2007 Then Seattle 2007 till I get a Visa to live overseas!. Email me lets catch up..I still talk to the whole drama crowd and all the old gang!Oh yeah did I mention Steve Perry is an ANGEL from above?and the sexiest men alive award goes to: and best to make out to is Robert Plant in Song Remains the Same :and oh my lord Dave Gahan in the Devotional tour.I think he was SO hot as the "ROCK STAR" contact me to learn more about "Gahan Yoga" I can watch this tour 80s times a day..love hoe Gahan does his little sexy butt dance and the silhouettes of him compliment him in this song!!!

My Interests

As AWESOME as they ever were!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE TO DANCE!!!!!!!!!! Cruising listening to LIVEWIRE! CRUE bitches! the 80s!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The films, the music, the icons, the lifestyle...it makes me transcend my very being to a Jan Hammer moment suspended in time with palm trees blowing in the sunset!!! Traveling and going on adventures. Snorkeling, sea kayaking, skydiving, camping, horseback riding, AtV-ing, white water rafting, JETSKING!!, swimming long distance, boating, water sking, dirtbiking, parasailing, fencing, softball, baseball, volleyball, roller boogie, ANIMAL Rights. Environment preservation. I love animals. Especially Shih-Tzus Crossing off places in 1000 Places to See Before You Die. Cultural and Icon studies in Film History. Writing, film reviewing, editing, being Ali, being around intelligent stimulating people. Being cynical and sarcastic, being esoteric, erotic and ecclectic. Yeah definitely erotica..Im reaching my sexual prime and Im out of control! Collecting nostalgia on ebay. collecting hotties, collecting experiences, ROLLER SKATING/Derby Dressing like this for HalloweenI am so lucky to be able to revisit treasures from my youth and explore them as an adult..for instance this gem...Loved it as a kid and now as an adult can appreciate the amazing production design!

I'd like to meet:

Hot blonde boys in tight jeans NOTICE A TRAND HERE???! YUMLOVE LOVE boys with CURLY long hair!!! love it love it love itI love men who are both masculine and feminine at the same time:The entire cast and crew of Miami Vice including Jan Hammer and anyone who was a guest star or is even remotely affilited with the Miami Vice phenomenon..excluding that piece of shit remake! People who love the 80s, truly LOVE the 80s..none of these young hot topic fucks who wear the shirts but didnt live it...they are only in nostalgia novelty mode. Fuck them. ...........I MUST MEET PAUL DIANNO!!! People who hate computer animation and who actually have an attention span and can watch Kubrick films. ...............................I wish they could clone me so I could meet myself, I am probably the most fascinating and fun person I know. ................................ I gotta meet some people who rock out and who can keep up with me and all my awesome adventures.................................................. ...Sexy people...............................................Intelli gent people who can hold a conversation about world issues/shortcomings in pop culture/shortcomings in our government/film history and icons/..I want to meet people who have standards and never settle for the second rate crap our current regurgitated culture is feeding us. If you HATE remakes and are pissed that they are taking our icons from youth and rehashing them for a bunch of ADD teen fans...then email me. And above all...DEATH to that piece of shit remake "Miami Vice"...Collin...fuck you, you are NOT Don Johnson!!! ..yeah and these guys make me excited too"and if you can connect my profile song to this image you get extra brownie points with ME!

Music:

I would do ANYTHING to have my hair and eye make up like this!!!THE Long haired boys!MAIDEN!REAL METAL like REAL METALLICA... Long live Cliff! Fuck LOAD! Dokken, Dio, Judas Priest, Saxon, Hammerfall, Flotsam and Jetsam,Old Crue...The CultGNR, Skid Rowand of course chick metal, Cinderella, Def Leppard, Poison, Bon Jovi. 80s metal BALLADS!! 80s Country 9-5! DOLLY RULES! remember Stina when you were Dolly and I was Kenny just cuz the smaller boots fit YOU! Rhinestone Cowboy, Waylon JenningsJOURNEY Steve Perry is an angel from above! Billy Squier, Queen, Chicago. Olivia Newton John, Elton John, Iggy Pop ....Foreigner ,STYX, Reo Speedwagon, Toto...., Rick Springfield, , Bee Gees, GrandMAster Flash, Salt N pepa, Tone Loc 80s Rap, Beastie Boys, Lionel Richie, Gap Band, Dazz BAnd, Parliment, PRINCE and the Revolution. THE GO GOS!! THRILLER, Thomspon Twins, Human League, Shelia E...the whole purple family,Irene CaraNew Romantic DURAN DURAN!!!!!!!!!!- Adam Ant...Roxy Music, New York Dolls, OINGO BOINGO! Bauhaus, Blondie, Love and Rockets (HAunted When the Minutes Drag), Depeche Mode, Happy Mondays, VHS or Beta, Suzie Quatro, The Runaways, Joan Jett, Lita Ford, Pat Benetar, SKINNY PUPPY, New Order, The Cure, Joy Division KMFDM, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult.. Death From Above 1979, Goldfrapp, The White Stripes, Faith No More, Siouxie and the Banshees,Leif Garrett what a blonde hottie in those tight leather pants!Yeah Im a pedophile:Bay City Rollers Of course the GODS- FLOYD and Zeppelin. and ELO!!Soundtrack gods like Jan Hammer and Vangelis, Bernard Herrmann, Wendy Carlos and Jerry Goldsmith. Big Band/Swing, Classical, Opera (Pavorotti, Caruso) The BEach Boys, Dick Dale 60s surf guitar tiki music, ABC, Alphaville (IM BIG IN JAPAN!), Ressurection, W.A.S.P, Loudness, Grim Reaper "I'll see you in HEll my friend" Kajagoogoo, PseudoEcho, Pantera, KISS, Cheap Trick, Meatloaf. OMD, Psychedelic Furs, Modern English, ABC, English BEat, General Public, Berlin, What hair! Bananarama. Men Without HAts, Men At Work,How could I forget Peter Cetera!?My girls from the mall!! Oh God I could go on and on..the Commodores, El DeBArge, Lionel Richie, Ami Stewart..DISCO DISCO ...you know the greats...I love to dance and disco! I love it if 1. It is sexy 2. if it rocks 3. Disco 4. 80s 5. if you can dance to it esp sexy 6. if its dark 7.if it makes my soul sing 8. any combo of the above

Movies:

THE SECRET....Depends on genre. Breakfast Club, St Elmo's Fire and all John Hughes (captured an era that CAN NEVER BE REMADE!) Back to the Future oh I would cream to own a DeLorean! STAR WARS THE REAL ONES! Fuck computer animation!Clash of the Titans..all Ray Harryhausen films (I got to meet him last summer!!! ), Kubrick films, Hitchcock films, Dario Argento, and George Romero films especially DAY OF THE DEAD. ZOMBIE films.Films that have political themes esp sci films of the 70s such as THX 1138, Logans Run, The Andromeda Strain and Soylent Green. Ralph Bakshi films..I love rotoscoping! The Dark Crystal, fantasy films from the 80s Neverending Story (I LOVE ATREYU) Labyrinth Popeye src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/jhamilton_78/poe ye.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" Popeye Rock Musicals such as Xanadu, The Apple, The Pirate Movie, (im pals with Christopher Atkins!), Hedwig, Rocky Horror, Tommy,Flashdance Roller Boogie,... . Roger Moore Bond films,Vin Diesel movies, GOd what I would do to fuck that man. Alan Rickman movies, Blade Runner, Silent Running, Raise the Titanic, Paranoia 1.0, The Day After,The Hunger,Christiane F, Bette DAvis films OLD Disney films and of COURSE FLASH GORDON., BILL AND TED"S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE! AND STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!! (the old ones!!!!!!) Colossus: The Forbin Project, Werner Herzog films esp Fitzcaraldo, Of course the greatest film ever made...Rosebud.The OMen, The Thing, most John CArpenter (not his later stuff..same with David Cronenberg,) The Addiction, PI, Tetsuo The Iron Man, Tron,Chariots of Fire, Alien, Detroit Rock City, Dazed and Confused, Dune, FAster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, 60s n 70s exploitation films, An American Werewolf in London,Top Gun, Troy, Riddick Movies, The Ninth Gate, Most Johnny Depp films...Pirates of the CArribean, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow, Fear And Loathing in LAs Vegas ( no racial handicaps here!), Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare on Elm St, Blow (not the ending), Dead Man, The Brave, Altered States, The Outsiders, most Roman Polanski, The Astronauts Wife, Valley Girl, Xanadu (wont he 25th anniversary screening costume contest here in LA!)CAbinet of Dr. Caligari and silent German Expressionistic films, Metropolis, Greed, The Quiet Earth, LOTR, Excalibur, Grease 2, Highlander, Adventures in Babysitting, Night of the Comet, The Burbs, The Money Pit, NORTH SHORE!!! ! all movies seen with my dad esp Weekend at Bernies and all sci fi. and the BURBS! Star Trek Movies up to the one with the whales, The Usual Suspects (what cello!) Jacob's LAdder, Close Encounters of the Third Kind...Indiana Jones, Rocky up to 4, 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE!!,Swords and Sorcery like the Beastmaster and Conan the BArbarian, all 80s Arnold movies, Carnival of Souls, Woody Allen movies, Fail Safe, The Kingdom...LArs von Trier films, Light Years, Fantastic Planet, The Road Warrior..most post apocalyptic movies, Platoon, Full Metal JAcket, Strange Days, Pandemonium, Stargate, Superman 1 and 2, Time BAndits, Planet of the Apes, The Toolbox murders, Poltergeist..most Tobe Hooper films, House of Wax Vincent Price NOT PAris Hilton!!, Dead Birds, THe Goonies of course, Fist Of the North Star, The Time MAchine, Ghostbusters, Underworld,Hellraiser, Incredible Shrinking Woman (Galaxy Glue), License to Drive,Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, Karate Kid, Romancing the Stone, Ladyhawke, White NIghts, Fame,, Dirty Dancing, Footloose, all the 80s dance movies, Alphaville, Burial Ground, Dolph Lundgren Movies, The Crow, Millenium, The Princess Bride, BOXING HELENA ( so disturbing, but I love it!), I, Robot, Robocop, Stargate, Strange Days, The real Texas Chain Chaw Massacre, Westworld, The first and ONLY electric western musical...Zachariah!, The HArrad Experiment,The Warriors,The Quiet Earth, DUEL, Death RAce 2000, Dark HArbor, Elizabeth, historical epics, Heavy Metal, older Japanimation, THE REAL Poseidon Adventureand me D and Andy

Television:

MIAMI VICE!!!! (Fuck the remake), and my second fave show of ALL TIME: The Facts of Life (Jo is so hot), V THe Final BAttle, Wonder Woman. The Incerdible Hulk, (THe Real Duke Boys in tight jeans.yum), THe Greatest American Hero, 3-2-1- Contact (The Bloodhound gang!) You CAnt Do that on Television 80s Nickelodeon, Dangermouse. .80s CARTOONS!! JEM..KIDD VIDEO! The Great Space Coaster, The real Starsky and Hutch...oh I love Blondies...David Soul..hotttt. 80s night dramas, Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest, Knotts Landing, BAttlestar GAllactica (the real one), Buck Rogers, Forensic Files, The New Detectives, MEdical Detectives..rotting body footage rules, Family Ties, Growing Pains..and Whos the Boss only cuz TONY Danza is my hot Italian fantasy, Square Pegs, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Six Million Dollar Man, B.J. and The Bear , The real Charlies Angels even the last season with Tanya Roberts, The Muppet Show, Alien Nation and 21 Jump St! If Im not watching reruns of the good shit Im watching VH1 classic...video after video..after video... IFC.. VH1 Classic, Sci-Fi, TV Land/Nick at Nite..oh yeah.. Land of the Lost Did I forget to mention...

Books:

ALAS, BABYLON!!! Such an AMAZING AMAZING book!!! read it seriously. Finding Meaning in the Second Half of Life..How to finally really grow up. Agatha Christie ( I swear that woman really did kill a few people!), Jules Verne books esp, Journey to the CEnter of the Earth and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Mysterious Island. Classics, The Illiad, The Odyssey, Crime and Punishment, . The Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies, The SOund and The Fury, Turn of the Screw, McTeague, Alexandre Dumas novels Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy. 2120 AD, The Celestine Prophecy, The Zombie Survival Guide, 1000 Places To See Before You Die, Choose Your Own Adventures, Judy Blume, Where the Red Fern Grows. A Summer to Die, Texts on Cinema History, Tuck Everlasting, Icelandic viking sagas. H.G. Wells, Phiilip K. Dick, Issac Asimov, Octavia Butler esp Dawn and PArable of the Sower and PArable of the Talents, Chronicles of Narnia, Portrait of Dorian Gray, DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Creature Features, the bible of sci-fi, horror, fantasy and cult films, Harry Potter, Sound of the BEast the History of HEavy Metal, history texts, Graphic Novels ie The Last Man, Coma, Robin Cook books, Edgar Allen Poe.

Heroes:

Princess Leia, Darth Vader, Maleficent , Pinhead , Lynda Carter , , Flash Gordon, me, Pat BenetarGeorge Romero, Brian May, Dario Argento, my dad and sister, Baby Jane, Margo Channing. Olivia Newton John, Stephanie Zunoni. Tina Turner in MAd MAx and Tommy. Les Anderson, Jo Polnicheck, Steve Perry, Rodger, those who fight for animal rights, esp. Jane Goodall. Faye Dunaway. GENE HACKMAN in the POseidon Adventure! Sonny Crockett, Riddick, Diana Rigg, Sylvia Miles, Maggie Smith (the gals of Evil Under the Sun!)Agatha Christie,RayHarryhausen.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" otobucket - Video and Image Hosting" Ray Harryhausen..Ferris Bueller, Dale Arden, Ralph Bakshithe Bomb GAng Girlz and Christine Filipak...and all my Ladies of the 80s who kick ass and rock out!! Like Belinda!BarbarellaAnd of course my Molly!THESE GIRLS! Where are they now so we can go cougar cruisin'??!!

My Blog

If I was a cage dancer

This is what i would dance to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr9DG3MBTtQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKPPnGsdh0A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXm5fVNVZzw the song NOT the video..why is you tube ...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:21:00 PST

Hope fully my page will load easier after I put my Journey vids into this blog instead!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SVu5wPDsYUhttp://www.youtube .com/watch?v=sxSMsIFkDZYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtxiM ZOjC2sThis old town, aint the same, now nobody knows it's name ...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

I Love RAINBOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBclFpUmv_0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YntC2JsSmzQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ha_7QzjPwQ  ...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

O' Music Gods here my plea!

PLease go on tour at least one last time!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntm1YfehK7U   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tTpow2fLo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64tn82OmFPQ  ...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:15:00 PST

Here's to middle school dances and 80s rap!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS-Ep5b4Tkg
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

I know I always feel better after I go glam

I dont know why...but I always feel better when I put on some makeup... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep41swkK5Mc   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H63jj_BQeN8   http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

HAs anyone created a time machine yet??!

LOVE THE SYNTH!!! Great voice even though he looks like one of the LITTLES..lol remember that cartoon? Are friends ELectric http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VdQhZwIRtY how is it I love raw gritty rock ...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

Does ALi go to concerts by herself and CRY? YES!

So ...I am so mad that I didnt find out till a month  later that Brad Delp of Boston passed...Boston is one of my all time fave bands. One the greatest concerts ever that I attended was at the wo...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST

THE ONLY REASON I SUPPORT TECHNOLOGY

WOnt they hurry up and create a time machine or some kind of effective virtual reality so I can go see this show?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYOT06aOOnI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVihntUEVw...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

one of the greatest sounds of the 80s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-sJdHQbkI   MAn..I wanted to put Forever Live and die...but no you tube!! a POX on you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99zeaA19I_Q   http://www.youtube.com/w...
Posted by Miami Vice Ali on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST