Hello
ladies.
Do you like dirty men who live in the desert? Do you like long walks in the middle
of nowhere, in the desert? Do you like homemade desert bologna? Do you hate that stupid cat? If you or someone you know answered "Yes" to any or all of these questions, then you might be ready for the two dimensional ride of your horny little lives! Yes, prepare to tie your legs in a bow, and acknowledge who is the true master of mustache rides! Some of you might be men. Now I know the true attractive force of my sheer sexual magnitude must be confusing you right now. Rest assured, it is not gay to want to bone Bandito. It can't be helped. Just bow your head, kneel down, and stand in that line over there! Minors go away to McHooHoo's or the Chucky Mouse Pizza Crap or something like that. I've got plenty of law trouble as it is. In the mean time you can add to my web cartoon , or just read the millions and thousands even already up there. "Bandito Loves Kitty" by the fine psychopaths at Ripped Productions. Now on to the MindSpace thingy! But first, the booze...TheBandito.com
Home of yours truly. Where you can browse the entire Bandito Library. Witness the trials of me and my kitty, as well as participate by writing your own panels, and even creating your own backgrounds (read the FAQ). Well, whats you waitin for? Git to clickin!
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