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Mickey

Get up you son of a bitch, Cause Mickey loves ya!!!

About Me

"I may be an old man, but I got more fire in me than a goddamn oven. I'm a nice guy underneath this tough old exterior. I have a soft heart but if you rub me the wrong way you will find yourself on the receiving end of one mean knuckle sandwich. I trained Rocky Balboa, you may not have heard of him. The kid has heart but he gave up boxing because it gave him brain damage. Quitters suck. That's alright. I still own the gym and I still train boxers but I also make my own malt liquor in the basement. It's good stuff."

My Interests

Younger women, boxing, smoking, salsa dancing, karaoke, chinese take out, just about anything you can throw at the old mickster. I really like to drink, especially tequila and vodka. Mixed.

I'd like to meet:

Boxers, promoters, other gym owners (someone has to tell me how to get the stench out of some of these lockers, i've tried everything), beautiful young women (old ladies can join me for bingo, thats about it), and anyone else interested in learning how to be one bad mamuhjama.

Music:

I'm really into old school hiphop and gangster rap, preferably NWA. I also like rock, It's what I train all of my fighters with. You think you learn how to eat lightning and crap thunder while listening to crap like Creed?

Movies:

All the Rocky films -- their the best! -- except the 5th one (that one sucks!) and all the other movies with that Stallone bum. BUT just watching that crappy movie, Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot, hurt like a freckin' hip transplant!

Television:

I don't have a T.V. show per se, but I'm digging The Contender, and I occasionally watch family guy. That Peters' got an uppercut like a tiger!

Books:

The good book is the only book you need. I live by it. That and I read the occasional porn mag (what can I say, I get lonely sometimes) The only thing better than being bad, is being really good at it. Get down.

Heroes:

If you ever reach the top, you'll see there is only one. The Mickster.

My Blog

Get tuff with Mickey.

You kids these days are so punk it's not even funny. Back in my day it wasn't good to be a punk. You couldn't walk around Mickeys neighborhood and tell people you were a punk, they'd steal all your ...
Posted by Mickey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST