why the hell is myspace all freaky? |
ever since that "electrical storm that hit the myspace servers" AKA Tom was jacking off and jizzed into the floppy drive and now the whole works is gummed up, myspace has been acting really really fuc...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 22:26:00 GMT |
Mall of America's hidden sadness |
so today after improv i went to the mall of america with cami and jasmine. while they were getting their nails done (by asian women who sounded like they were talking sarcastically about my hair or be...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 21:49:00 GMT |
tell me who it is, ITS WILFORD BRIMLEY |
a rap i wrote about the inspiration of my life:
Tell me who's the man that stays fresher than a fetus
he still stays crunk while having diabetes
his pimpish mustache resembles a walrus
his laid...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:28:00 GMT |
why do dogs have to die? |
hey everyone im kind of bummed right now. my dog dagger, who i love more than any other animal and more than most humans, died this past week of cancer. Why do dogs get fricking cancer? an...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:25:00 GMT |
Rain, rain go the fuck away you make everything wet |
its raining
it was raining yesterday
it was raining the day before that
its supposed to rain the next 2 entire days
i know april showers bring may flowers, but this is fucking ridiculous.
anyway me an...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 19:47:00 GMT |
crazy/surprising/dank/fun/awesome/stuffy/tiring |
Wow
The past couple weeks have been life changing, fun, sad, awkward, borderline hilarious, and awkwardly borderline hilarious. If you havent heard, i went on a cruise for spring break (check th...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 14:15:00 GMT |
you know you work in a relaxed work environment when......... |
you know you work in a relaxed work environment when you have to move all your bosses empty beer bottles to put away the tools
Im watching Dave Chapelle on inside the actors studio.
While Da...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 22:18:00 GMT |
This is gonna be the suckiest bday ever |
well the subject pretty much sums up what im gonna say, my 17th bday is gonna suck. Not only is it on April fools day, like every other year (no im not making that up and its not funny and ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 20:34:00 GMT |
Fuck |
FUCK
The pittsburgh steelers have just won the super bowl
Bush is the president
I am grounded
people know who kevin federline is
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?????????
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 19:09:00 GMT |
Carlos Mencia and his fakeness |
This is to anyone who watches MIND OF MENCIA
Carlos Mencia has his own show, where he makes jokes about being mexican and demeans mentally handicapped people. He has his own half hour stand up s...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 14:56:00 GMT |
