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Roger

kingotho

About Me

I come from a humble farming village, just to the left of Kelloggs Diner, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. My favorite punctuation mark is the comma (,). I let the dog out tuesday, it's now 2006, unless, it isnt. Why does the beginning of sentences have a strangle hold on the capital letter market? im not gonna take it any morE. If we're going to continue to capitalize the first letter of each sentence, we should do away with periods See, you know what I mean We're palls, right? Question marks stay We NEED those suckers (Read "NEED" while looking skyward, and crushing a generic yellow mustard bottle, like the ones at Coney Island, so that a stream of mustard shoots out while you mouth the word "NEED")
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My Interests



Bandito Loves Kitty, Ripped Magazine, The Buffalo Readings, Prophylactic rejuvenation, Crazy-freaky internet stuff that take you to a higher level of consciousness, spell check, Animation, Adult Swim, Beats, Artists, Eroticists, Music, Filling out 'Interests' text areas on myspace type sites, enlightenment through tones, cleaning bathtub, TV, learning, Alton Brown, How It's Made the tv show, I don't know, lots of stuff

I'd like to meet:

A leprechaun who can play AWESOME banjo. An accountant who can see the future.

Movies:



THE MALTESE HAM!



Heroes:

Nelson Mandella, Edward Bandito, Jack Kerouac, Dave Acevedo, Anthony Morena, Stephen Deninno, Noah, Swift, The Buffalo, Mike the Saint, and the list goes on...

My Blog

DAMN!

I just broke my last pair of underware. And my check hasn't come yet!. I'm just gonna have to fashion another paper towel daiper. Just like back in the Navy.
Posted by Roger on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

Can anyone tell me where I put that animation contract?

I thought it was with my keys.
Posted by Roger on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:17:00 PST

Bleeding Penis

My bleeding penis hates foreigners.My bleeding penis takes coffee breaks.My bleeding penis knows what you want.My bleeding penis has a motorcycle built just for it.My bleeding penis keeps the man in c...
Posted by Roger on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:17:00 PST