Proud Panda Pappa |
I bought a fish as a present for someone and I decided I wanted to get a fish too. I feel that I am ready for the commitment of caring for a fish. Change the water once a month, feed it and pray it ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:30:00 GMT |
Shit I Learned Today, But Forgot Yesterday |
We as humans often forget emotions. In the ebbs and flows of life, we sometimes forget what it's like to swim against the current since, "Life's Good!" Then there are times when you have no fucking ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:52:00 GMT |
If I get really, really famous... |
I'm going to start wearing a fanny pack. Not because I'll suddenly enjoy wearing fanny packs, but just to see if people will follow in my footsteps. "Did you see that kick ass fanny pack J...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:00:00 GMT |
Six Flags is American for Diabetes |
Today, I was reminded why it is I don't go to Six Flags...by going to Six Flags. Six Flags is where diabetes kills your sense of adventure. Six Flags is a place to show off your new neck tattoo. I ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:27:00 GMT |
I Hate White People! |
Tonight I had the displeasure of spending the evening with two of my good friends, in two bars in Arlington, VA. The two meat markets/bars we went to were Claredon Grill and Mister Days. On paper th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:31:00 GMT |
Mechanical Race Horse & Big Macs |
I'm going to Vegas this week. I'm excited. I've never been. This is the first time I've ever traveled somewhere and have morally weighed what I'd do in the name of "recreation". I do know that I d...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
$35 Round Trip Ticket to NYC |
As I write this entry, I am sitting on a north bound "deluxe" bus headed for New York City. The bus is completely full and people are uncomfortably close. I blame the fat ones. However, I have been...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 15:48:00 GMT |
The Blind Squirel Finds a Nut |
Backhanded compliments are the best when they come from friends, because it's the truth slipping out in a benevolent manner. For the past 2 months I've been fortunate enough to be dating a very sweet...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:11:00 GMT |
My DC Comedy 4 Now Blog: "Open Mic Overload" |
Anyone else think it's time for some more comics to start their own rooms? If last nights bread line of an Open Mic proved anything, it's that John McBride does way too much for the DC Comedy Scene an...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
Greenville Show: December 20th @ Warehouse Theater |
Rory Scovel and I just locked in our hometown Christmas show. The show will be at the Warehouse Theatre once again. I'll have more details as we get closer to the show, but I just wanted to let ever...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:12:00 GMT |
