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About Me

.. i'm a musician. i'm in a band. i've been in a band for literally half of my life. i like squirrels. i like fainting goats. i like hypnotizing chickens. i like throwing water balloons at small dogs. i like it when you check out my band on our myspace page. i like starting sentences with the words "i like". i like various other things. (see owners manual for details)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ashlee simpson. (i wanna poop in her mouth the next time she pretends to release an album) 31
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My Blog

recollections and epiphanies

it's been far to long. to long since the time we new what we wanted, and the time we cared for nothing but the moment. a simpler time. a time when we wanted a new doll, a tonka truck, a train set, a f...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 20:37:00 GMT

peta. terrorism at home.

recently, in dinking around with my page, i saw that in one of my entries i made a crack about peta and it's supporters.  lest you think i made the comment blindly, i assure you i did not.  ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:16:00 GMT

pitbullshit.

after posting the bulletin about the pitbulls, i did some reading. the bulletin claims that if bill sb 861 passes, all pitbulls in california would be killed. after reading it, i found that nowhere in...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:42:00 GMT

i like beans.

i don't know about the rest of you, but i love burritos. burritos kick so much ass, it's almost indescribable. most mexican food does. burritos, enchalidas, tamales, etc. absolutely delicious. if i ca...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:04:00 GMT

bill o' reilly likes boy ass.

i would just like to take a moment to comment on the incredibly large amounts of dead horse penis that bill o reilly likes to roll around in his mouth on a daily basis. while channel surfing awhile ag...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 14:44:00 GMT

the irritating orange truth

ahh the the big orange arrow. what brilliant commercials the anti-smokers come up with. i'm sure you've all seen them. for example, they have a commercial where they wheel a shitload of hospital beds ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:02:00 GMT

hours and hours of retard self-execution

if you enjoy idiots unintentionally killing themselves as much as i do, visit this page.   great fun for the whole family.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:54:00 GMT

stupid people dying (part 2)

i have to continue on this topic because it continues to make me laugh.  on the same show as mentioned in my first article with the retarded canoe guy, the very next segment of the show featured ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:45:00 GMT

it's ok to laugh when stupid people die.

i was watching the national geographic channel a little while back when this show came on.  it was called 'extreme' something.  i don't remember the rest of the title, but it was showing var...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:10:00 GMT