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-=Boyd Van Hellion=-

Wanna go back to my place and scissor?

About Me

About me huh? There is not much to me. I'm single and I'm living a drama free happy life, but anyways I spend A lot of time playing PC video games talking to friends on myspace leaving comments and off the computer I'm a father of my 16 year old son. My skills are repairing and building homes, automobiles, computers.The local Bars are fun but I hardly get out to them like I used to my body thanks me for that.I like checking out profiles on myspace except the ones that take forever to load.There is such a thing as too many glitter comments. The people in my top 40 are people I talk to and think are very cool and are people I can relate to or Id totally wanna hit it with them lol. Other then that I'm looking for A beautiful woman with a rack that looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race and a tiny butt,being a blind nympho maniac into threesomes would be a plus but not essential.

My Interests

I play BFV alot I'm always in the =RevR= server my user names are -=Van Hellion=- and my clan name is
=RevR= End of UR Days.
Lets get lit up and shot down. Oh and leave your hacks at the door im also the Admin, I ban hackers left and right.

I'd like to meet:

Your girlfriend after a lot of drinks.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

Heavy Metal!AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alannah Myles, Alice In Chains, April Wine, Audioslave, Bad Company, Billy Idol, Bowling for Soup, Buck Cherry, Bullet Boys, Bush, Cake, Candlebox, Cheap Trick, Cold, Collective Soul, Creed, Crossfade, Damn Yankees, David Lee Roth, Days of the New, Def Leppard, Default, DIO, Disturbed, DoKKeN, Faith No More, Filter, Foo Fighters, God Smack, Goo Goo Dolls, Great White, Guns N Rose's, HedPE, Helix, Hole, Honeymoon Suite, Hoobastank, Hurricane, Ian Moore, Incubus, INXS, Iron Maiden, Jackyl, JET, Judas Preist, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Kid Rock, Kingdom Come, Korn, Legs Diamond, Lenny Kravitz, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lords of Acid, Megadeth, Metallica, Montrose, Motley Crue, Nickelback, Night Ranger, Nixons, No Doubt, Ozzy, POD, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Queensryche, Quiet Riot, Rage Against the Machine, Ratt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Rush, Saliva, Sammy Hagar, Scorpions, Sheryl Crow, Simple Plan, Skidrow, Slaughter, Sound Garden, Stabbing Westward, Stone Temple Pilots, Styx, Sugar Ray, System of a Down, Ted Nugent, Temple of a Dog, TESLA, The Clash, The Cult, The Donna's, The Doors, The Fixx, The Godz, The Outfield, The Refreshemnts, Thin Lizzy, The Toadies, Tom Petty,Triumph, U2, UFO, Ugly Kid Joe, Van Halen, Veruca Salt, Warrant, WASP, White Lion, White Zombie, Whitesnake, Y & T

Movies:

Action, Comedy,

Television:

SUCKS! But I still find myself watching [adult swim] and comdedy Central for shows like A.T.H.F, Family Guy, Futurama, Moral Orel, The Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse and Robot Chicken

Books:

Saved my ass once in a bathroom

Heroes:



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My Blog

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IM SOMEBODY I REALLY AM SOMEBODY!!! I know you are all excited as much as me now you may go back to what you were previously doing.     ...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST

White Phone

John Madden was in New England to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special white telephone near the Patriots' bench.  He asked QB Tom Brady what it was used for.&nbs...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:26:00 PST

Rules for Being a Gaming Badass

Man I love playing online games I play BFV alot and Im in the Revolution Republic Klan and I was reading a post that was so hilarious I had to share it with anyone who reads this or plays Online ...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:04:00 PST

When it comes to stupid I like it really stupid

I seen this back when I had AOHELL I loved it then and I love it even more that people still check this page out.. the dude reading this cracks me up.. Yes this is just a bullshit blog but when you th...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

Give me a break

hahaha The only thing in Shertz has is speeding tickets and accidents. They dont even have a whorehouse out there. How could it be the best place to live? I used to buy moonshine out there and da...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST

When the lightning strikes.

Well I have a 1 foot by 3 foot crack in the roof after last nights storm and I had 5 lightning bolts hit my street the power was already off when the house was hit by a bolt of lightning.I had just go...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:38:00 PST

8:00 AM THU, JUNE 28TH, 2007 Pt. 2

Well Jury duty sucked today, First I went in and sat in a cold room and then they came out and dismissed about 160 people they could have said if you are mexican please leave because I was left in a r...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:49:00 PST

8:00 AM THU, JUNE 28TH, 2007

Fucking great ....... Jury Duty. I can hardly wait.. I had to show up 5 times in one year a few years back (2 federal 3 county.) They both suck because you can't make any money doing it. Th...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

You call that an ending mother fucker?

Did I blink or something? I mean cmon sitting down to dinner and sharing an order of onion rings??? At least kill that fucking flea bitten cat that stairs at the fucking dead kid on the wall... Ok so&...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:30:00 PST

I have a Dreamsicle

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICANby: George Carlin &  Boyd  ( yes I Added some to it )      I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.I believe the money ...
Posted by -=Boyd Van Hellion=- on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:25:00 PST