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TJ

I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous.

About Me

I can bench press a small Cambodian village. Retaliation & retribution are my profession. You will be buried.Click HERE to talk Shit on IMDB.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Random guys I dont know in real life that send me friend requests. Up and coming local bands that want to advertise themselves on my comments. Anyone who can 'hook me up' with free ringtones or a $500 gift certificate to TARGET. Girls that use photoshop to look really pale, where all you can really see is the eyes, eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick. 15 year old blonde girls from rural america that have pictures from school dances and their soccer team. Anyone from Malaysia or the Philipines. People that have pictures of their car in their profile. Asian people that are only friends with other Asian people. Guys that go to the gym a bunch and leave a lot of comments on those naked model girls' profiles. PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiZzZz. People that kinda look like all of their friends. Girls that say they're "bi". Anyone that likes a bands "old stuff" but isn't really into their new album. Anyone whos taking their own picture in the mirror, but is super posed and looking off to the side. Girls that wear those tight pants that have no back pockets with little t-shirts that say shit like "bootylicious".

Music:

MODERN MOVEMENT, THE CHARLES SHAW PROJECT

Movies:

The Tenant, Evil Dead, A Pure Formality, Dellamorte Dellamore, The Collector, Oldboy, Buffalo 66, Les Yeux Sans Visage, Taxi Driver, Rocky, BURIAL GROUND: THE NIGHTS OF TERROR, Hated, Chopper, Braindead, The Wanderers, Psycho, Amadeus, Dirty Harry, Repulsion, Battle Royale, American Movie, Harold and Maude, Lost Weekend, Touch of Evil, Rear Window, Trainspotting, Annie Hall, The Story Of Ricky, Monty Python, Kung Fu Hustle, Swingers, The Beyond, Airplane!, Jaws, Man Bites Dog, Caddyshack, Shaolin Soccer, Dolemite, Battlefield Baseball, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Shaun of the Dead, Suspiria, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Versus, National Lampoons Vacation, Christine, Dawn Of The Dead ('78), Ichi The Killer, Re-Animator, Night of the Creeps, Kill Bill, Ebola Syndrome, Freaks, Master Of The Flying Guillotine, Death Wish, The Untold Story, Raging Bull, Ju-On, Napoleon Dynamite, Organ, The Naked Gun, A Tale of Two Sisters, American Psycho, King Of Comedy, Chinese Super Ninja and anything starring BRENDAN FRASER.

Television:

SICKENING CONCEPTIONS

Heroes:

Scott Peterson, Ike Turner, Robert Blake, OJ Simpson

My Blog

New Interview

Click HERE to read a Tag-team interview with myself and "JANITOR" co-creator Andy Signore.Or copy and paste:http://www.killerreviews.com/interview_the_janitor.asp TJBUY The Janitor on AMAZON.comRent T...
Posted by TJ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:29:00 PST

Quasimodos Shoes

I fucking hate the mall, in fact, just typing the word 'mall' makes me regret that I didn't choke on my dinner earlier, causing me to collapse and die of asphyxiation. But I digress...Why am I in the...
Posted by TJ on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST

TJ Nordaker: Illustrious Somali Superstar

I'm pretty sure that if you had enough money (200-300 dollars) you could pay some small ass poor country like Liberia or the Northern Marshall Islands to put your face on their postage stamp. Shit, th...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:21:00 PST

The Tenth Circle of Hell.

In my years, I somehow managed to avoid Ticketmaster's stranglehold on live music, minus a few lapses I can count on one hand.Recently, I bought a pair of tickets, $20 face value, that magically cam...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:06:00 PST

Kenny Loggins Obsession

"TJ, NOBODY should like Kenny Loggins THAT much". This is a message sent from some hateful blasphemist via myspace.Well I do, my friend... this guy does! I really like Kenny Loggins. Not so much his m...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:02:00 PST

Hell has officially frozen over.

Headline: Last person on earth without a cell phone gives in.That's right, I got a cell phone.Most of you will undoubtedly be completely indifferent to this information, but, it will probably come as ...
Posted by TJ on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST

Blood, Guts & Cleaning supplies

A while back I made a little Horror/Comedy flick with my friends called "THE JANITOR". It's available on DVD through ELITE Entertainment.If you havent checked it out yet, you can buy, rent or read abo...
Posted by TJ on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST

The Morrissey Debate

Ok, so I recently posted a Morrissey video on my blog and it was met with some interesting responses. Granted it seems either you love him or despise him....This Morrissey debate between my friends is...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:05:00 PST

Has it really come to this?

Colgate added me as a friend today. Yes, the Toothpaste...Looks like the glory days of myspace are officially over...Next.PS: I enjoy the oxygen bubbles...the Paste, not the gel....
Posted by TJ on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

Wanna make a low-budget horror movie??

THE JANITOR is featured in a new book about making low budget horror movies. If you are interested in making your own Horror movie this book will be a helpful guide on how to do it with a limited budg...
Posted by TJ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST