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Lauren Beikirch

djlauren

About Me

"Il placere e pecato, ma il peccato e un placere."
Please send any professional inquiries(i.e. studio sessions, string arrangements, charting, etc) to [email protected]
It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness of pain: of strength and freedom. The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony. - Benjamin Britten
You Should Rule Jupiter
Huge and hot, Jupiter is a quickly turning planet with short days and intense gravity.
You are perfect to rule Jupiter, because you are both dominant and kind.
You have great strength and confidence, but you never abuse your power.
You are always right. Even if you make mistakes, you compensate for them... before anyone knows it.
Headstrong and ambitious, you always have a goal in mind. You are optimistic and believe thing things will always work out. What Planet Should You Rule?
So...I'm Lauren and I'm going to guess that you know me and won't take the time to read this *BUT* just in case you're new on the scene, I'll break it down for you.
I'm 23. Born and raised in Rochester. I'm terrible at keeping in touch with friends and I always feel bad about it. I've spent the past 3 year of my life working in radio at 96.5WCMF and loved every second of it. I did a 180 and now work at The Del Monte Lodge in Pittsford. I now know how much I love making people ridiculously happy. I'm a proud member of The East Rochester All-Stars Band...yes, we are better than any other "party band" in Rochester and yes, we can rock your face while drinking you under the table. I live for the moment and clean up the mistakes before anyone notices :) I have a pretty good bullshit radar...I'm not jaded, just realistic. I highly enjoy karaoke; go ahead and challenge me to a throwdown. I am in love with Gene Kelly. I love to bust people's balls, i.e. I enjoy giving the people close to me a hard time and expect nothing short of it in return. I'm that girl that runs to the dancefloor when Journey starts playing. I watch the Food Network in hopes of becoming a better cook...so far it hasn't happened.
.. DO NOT send me a friend request without a message. If I don't know you and you do not send me a message, I WILL DENY YOUR REQUEST!
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My Interests

LIVE MUSIC, catching up with friends, old movie-musicals, being super nice to people, DISCO, things that make you say WTF?!, drag queens, being a rockstar, hot policeman and/or firemen, karaoke, ERAS, jamming out with fellow musicians, proper grammar and spelling, marching bands, drum cadences

I'd like to meet:

My Girls: Janis Joplin, Eileen Ivers, Babra Streisand, Rosemary Clooney, Ann Miller, Stevie Nicks, Alison Krauss, Kat Von D, Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie, Hillary Clinton

My Guys: Paul Rodgers, Anthony Bourdain, Tim Burton, Freddie Mercury, Lou Gramm (again), Gene Kelly, Nikki Sixx, Itzhak Perlman, Fred Astaire

In reality: Anyone with full brain capacity that can carry on an intelligent conversation. This excludes people that think they're better than most because they use big words and discuss topics that are way over the heads of 99% of the world's population. Also excluded are people that take life/everything that comes with it way too seriously...those people suck.

Music:

LITERALLY EVERYTHING...but here are just a few examples in no particular order... TOWER OF POWER, Katy Perry, Kate Nash, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lou Gramm, REO, Styx, Ween, Paul Rodgers, New Riders of the Purple Sage, ROSEMARY CLOONEY, Ella FitzgeraldSugarland, QUEEN, Bruce Springsteen(solo, e-street, etc.), DMB, Alison Krauss and Union Station, BON JOVI, The Blue Hawaiians, Gwen Stefani, Carrie Underwood, Smashing Pumpkins, Nickle Creek, Rufus Wainwright, VHS or Beta, GPGDS, anything rockabilly, Jackson Browne, The Blasters, No Doubt, MOXY FRUVOUS, Pink Floyd, CCR, Susan Tedeschi, Foreigner, Jenny Lewis, Johnny Cash, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, The Eagles, Hot Tuna, Billy Idol, Apes and Androids, BAD COMPANY, Eddie From Ohio, The Roots, The Allman Brothers, The Paperboys, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Incubus, Grateful Dead, Beastie Boys, Maroon 5, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, VAN HALEN, celia cruz, Chicago, Peter Cetera, Journey, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Eric Prydz, Cher, AC/DC, Bonnie Raitt, OUTKAST, Lyrics Born, The Killers

Movies:

Big Fish, Moonstruck and Almost Famous are all up there for my No. 1 favorite movie...

Close seconds are...
RENT, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pulp Fiction, White Christmas, anything with a Danny Elfman score i.e. Nightmare Before Christmas, The First Wives Club, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Detroit Rock City, Drumline, Kung Fu Hustle, Best In Show, The Goonies, Gia, Edward Scissorhands, The Music Man, Super Troopers, Love Actually, An American In Paris, This Is Spinal Tap, Singin' In the Rain, Silence Of The Lambs, Taking Lives

Television:

JEOPARDY!, The Riches, Paranormal State, Anthony Bourdain:No Reservations, Project Runway, anything on BRAVO, The Colbert Report, Absolutely Fabulous, Good Eats, Dirty Jobs

Books:

The Lovely Bones,

Heroes:

Janis Joplin
Gene Kelly
Freddie Mercury
my family
Stevie Nicks