Infiltrating the Red Hat Society (Part I) |
George W. Bush was one. So was Barbara. Henry Kissinger, Senator John Kerry, Shemp, numerous global corporate leaders, Presidents, corporate CEOs. The tentacles of this organization reach through ...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:01:00 PST |
Ultimato Chez Doo-Doo - Assmaster 4000 Remix |
"So what have you been doing, Matt?" you may well ask... "Oh, just writing some music," I might well respond. "In fact I have a techno song that I could use some help with. I've been struck by a ...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:14:00 PST |
Advanced Sex Manual by Matt Kaye |
There's only so much you can learn from "The Kama Sutra". It's like a SUPER old book from like the 1960's or something all about Sexual Conduct, Positions, etc.Here's some positions they don't cover,...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST |
The Dirtiest Lil' Elf in all of Santa's Workshop |
Here are some other pictures I have created using writing implements and my mind.Here's some guy wearing a sombrero kinda hat. I don't know what his fucking deal is.This one is called: Jesus, Squirr...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST |
Your pussy smells like raisins. |
Here are some drawings I drewed.This one is a naked princess. She has a nice personality.This one is a superhero. He forgot to zipper his tights and his weiner is hanging out.This one is a personal ...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST |
Do NOT start some shit with me! |
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Posted by Matt Kaye on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST |
Let's play what am I listening to... |
O.K. it's 4 am and I need to stay awake and write more scenes abouta racist frog puppet. I don't do drugs, drink, do coffee, smoke, or drink soda, so I have the iPod cranked.What am I listening to to...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST |
Memoirs of a Geisha - My Training Begins |
It is the middle of a hot, humid night in Ohio. All is silent and still and sweat. I lie inmy hammock with my 4 "sisters" (cats) eyes wide open wearing a Darth Vader helmet because I can hear my fat...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST |
Memoirs of a Geisha-A PreRamble |
My earliest childhood memory is running barefoot down the beach by myvillage chasing seagulls, laughing and playing with the other children. Theocean spray turning the twilight into a gray cotton can...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:39:00 PST |
Chinese Baby Saga |
I just won a Chinese baby and I can't wait until it gets here. (Ebay has made the whole adoption process MUCH easier than it used to be. You just need a credit card and a few good testimonials on my...
Posted by Matt Kaye on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 03:03:00 PST |
