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RETARD-O

"Ordinary life does not interest me." -Anaïs Nin

About Me

A lot of people think I'm retarded but to that i say: "NAY MY FRIEND... only mildly!!"I am currently performing with Spiegelworld: A crazy touring company that travels with a beautiful old tent made in the early 1900's with red velvet booths, mirrored beams and a tiny stage right in the middle. The act to act show we're doing is ABSINTHE with a whole bunch of other crazy circus performers doing crazy things. We're also opening The Gazillionaire's Late Night Lounge with Voki as the GAZILLIONAIRE and FISH CIRCUS as...well themselves... which is pretty fucking exciting. We were in NY for 3 months and then we went to the beautiful city of Miami Beach for christmas where we had a chance to shit on all the wonderful tanned sketchy motherfuckers around us and now its back to NY to start it all over ......PLUS..me and the guys gigging around LA when we can...FISH CIRCUS is recording our 2nd album and it's coming soon!!! > photo by: the bulldogwww.spiegelworld.com

My Interests

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~Lily Tomlin HEY YOU!! Go to FISHCIRCUS.COM

I'd like to meet:

People that can make milk come out of my nose....with magic!>

Music:

FISH CIRCUS!!!..>

Movies:

My Favorite movie is:the Dark Crystal ( and Lake Placid 2)these are my friends: liss and deeSee more funny videos at Funny or Die

Television:

adult swim, wondershowszen, tim and eric awesome show great job!, madmen,drawn together, ren and stimpy...any funny fucked up shit.

Books:

anything with a lot of bad words or sex.ie: anais nin, kurt vonnegut, chuck palunyuck, short poems, maakies, some graphic novels and nerdy comic books...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5..

Heroes:

my vagina.

My Blog

THE WINNING MOUSTACHE POEM

The battle was long and hardmany beer bottles consumedin the end...THE MOUSTACHES WON!(but the unicorns def. put up a good fight. and were great sports!) Magic and Awesomeness everyone!here's the winn...
Posted by RETARD-O on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:53:00 PST

The Quiet One

The Quiet One.Light Brown Hair-or is it reddish?He must havesix pairs of the sameClean khaki pants.Eyes addicted tocrossword puzzlesleading him like a mapTo his next destination.Despite his boringacco...
Posted by RETARD-O on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

U.S.A! A-OK!

::trumpets blare::Ladies and Gentleman and retards from across the land, i hereby officially announce that as of this past Thursday, February 26 2007, i have finally earned the right to call myself a ...
Posted by RETARD-O on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST

another commercial 4 spiegel

a video that airs at like 4 in the morning on the dance channel in Miami... fucking classy right?Absinthe and Late Night Lounge...
Posted by RETARD-O on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:58:00 PST

Miami Mother Fuckers

So far working in Miami (esp. right in South Beach) has been very different from anywhere i've ever performed before. Doing 11 shows a week doesn't help my patience for the audiences who seem to be dr...
Posted by RETARD-O on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:28:00 PST

absinthe plum video

this was taped way too early in the morninghttp://miamibeach.plumtv.com/videos/speigelworld_come s_miami
Posted by RETARD-O on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

NY: the end

The last 2 weeks of New York is now just a fast whirlwind of all kinds of shit:the band came all the way from LA and we did a Gazillionaire show in the Spiegeltent: to be continued (not finished)...
Posted by RETARD-O on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:12:00 PST

NYC~> 8-14-07- what i learned in NY today!

What i learned in New York todayby: Anais Thomassian.Today i learned that just because you see theatre in New York it doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be good. In fact, you have just as much luc...
Posted by RETARD-O on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:16:00 PST

UpsTaTe OnNig: 7-15-07

Went upstate with Tony, Lijanna Voki and their loud-ass parrot named Mango. We went to visit Onnig and where Voki grew up most of his childhood which explains so much.his dad built this house himself ...
Posted by RETARD-O on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

Wipe Your Feet NyC---> 7-19-07

After leaving from an unsuccessful Gazillionaire shoe shopping excursion in a certain ghetto-ass suit store on 34th street, Voki and I began to head out the door. Our incompetent salesperson ( probabl...
Posted by RETARD-O on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST