THE WINNING MOUSTACHE POEM |
The battle was long and hardmany beer bottles consumedin the end...THE MOUSTACHES WON!(but the unicorns def. put up a good fight. and were great sports!) Magic and Awesomeness everyone!here's the winn... Posted by RETARD-O on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:53:00 PST |
The Quiet One |
The Quiet One.Light Brown Hair-or is it reddish?He must havesix pairs of the sameClean khaki pants.Eyes addicted tocrossword puzzlesleading him like a mapTo his next destination.Despite his boringacco... Posted by RETARD-O on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST |
U.S.A! A-OK! |
::trumpets blare::Ladies and Gentleman and retards from across the land, i hereby officially announce that as of this past Thursday, February 26 2007, i have finally earned the right to call myself a ... Posted by RETARD-O on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST |
another commercial 4 spiegel |
a video that airs at like 4 in the morning on the dance channel in Miami... fucking classy right?Absinthe and Late Night Lounge... Posted by RETARD-O on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:58:00 PST |
Miami Mother Fuckers |
So far working in Miami (esp. right in South Beach) has been very different from anywhere i've ever performed before. Doing 11 shows a week doesn't help my patience for the audiences who seem to be dr... Posted by RETARD-O on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:28:00 PST |
absinthe plum video |
this was taped way too early in the morninghttp://miamibeach.plumtv.com/videos/speigelworld_come
s_miami Posted by RETARD-O on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST |
NY: the end |
The last 2 weeks of New York is now just a fast whirlwind of all kinds of shit:the band came all the way from LA and we did a Gazillionaire show in the Spiegeltent: to be continued (not finished)... Posted by RETARD-O on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:12:00 PST |
NYC~> 8-14-07- what i learned in NY today! |
What i learned in New York todayby: Anais Thomassian.Today i learned that just because you see theatre in New York it doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be good. In fact, you have just as much luc... Posted by RETARD-O on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:16:00 PST |
UpsTaTe OnNig: 7-15-07 |
Went upstate with Tony, Lijanna Voki and their loud-ass parrot named Mango. We went to visit Onnig and where Voki grew up most of his childhood which explains so much.his dad built this house himself ... Posted by RETARD-O on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST |
Wipe Your Feet NyC---> 7-19-07 |
After leaving from an unsuccessful Gazillionaire shoe shopping excursion in a certain ghetto-ass suit store on 34th street, Voki and I began to head out the door. Our incompetent salesperson ( probabl... Posted by RETARD-O on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST |